Think its that time of the month again, time for another north west night out,

Meet at the old monkey pub again,corner of portland/princess st, manchester city centre, thurs 26th october ,7-30pm to 8pm. then on for a nice chinese buffet meal again,please post name if you want to attend,
as always everyone welcome, especially newcomers,
we dont bite honest, were quiet a civil bunch really,:-)



Ruth
Markusantonius
Sputnik
Chris
Steph
Skg83239
John
Gaynor
Chartist
Dave
Viv
Alan1

Wish I could be there.....

Alan, thanks

Just get Bully to put a nice hotel and flight on the expenses tab for you:-)

Yes, Ruth, yours truly will indeed be making his debut NW Night Out in the Region of his Youth with all you "quiet, civil" folk! BUT...
only if you can spell my name right!!!!

Mark(US)antoni(US). :o)

:-)

Nice to see you've just amended Post 1, Ruth! Now anyone joining the thread here will wonder what on earth we're on about, won't they? :o) Not really a Chinese food fan but will make the effort on this occasion! Is it a "help yourself / eat as much as you can fit on your plate!" job?

Hi
sorry to say but yet another one we will miss. On holls but have a great night as usuall.

Are we having a Christmas do ?

Mark

Sorry can't come Ruth. It's half term and i'm off the see sunny Spain with the kids

Got your message, Ruth. Ta.

Beardy, whos going to tell the rude jokes now then?:-)
CC, enjoy your hols,

Bosley, Fundy - are you guys coming along?

Presuming this Monkey Pub is on the large size so how do I recognise you all - just listen out for a rowdy bunch, I presume? :o)

Markus, its only a small, you will hear Steph about a mile before you get to the pub, :-) and failing that, steph is a very tall blonde lady about 5"9,probably the easiest person to describe, will phone u on the day to let u know what were wearing if thats easier, but seriously dont worry, you will find us, its only a small quietish pub

Right, I'm not coming now, Ruth - tall blondes have caused me nothing but major trauma over the years - count me out, I'm afraid!!

However, the pub does have a half-decent write-up so maybe I will make an exception on this one occasion then...

http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/47/479/Old_Monkey/Manchester

Markus, Dont be put off by the tall blonde shes tame,it the bloke that wears the raddle and kiss blokes(and doesnt know it) when he's had to much to drink you want to watch??????? allegedly.

Ruth, I'll be up in the NW that week so you can count me in.
skg

SKG, good to see u again

Having been pre-warned that I may find myself outumbered by all these rowdy femmes next week, I reminded myself of recent reports typifying the instincts of la femme race...

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists: 2 men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
Pass on this advice !!!

Any chance we can do the Iguana Bar - how far is this from where we are eating?

Beardy

Sorry to hear you can't make it AGAIN.

Just a suggestion to improve your social life, wouldn't it be better if you were tagged
rather than taking weekend release? :-)