This is the official AIM thread. Alan Is Missing. Where is Alan Hewitt? Last known whereabouts Leeds, shuffling between old house and new. Has he lost his bearings and, like a cat or a dog, keeps returning to his old house? Did he have one too many in his old house before leaving and is now locked up in an empty furniture removal van in a disused warehouse in a Leeds backstreet? We sincerely hope that he has not suffered some misfortune. A popular concept is that he has done his back in shifting his Stanelco share certificates. Another is that Mrs H has locked away his computer so that he can carry on decorating his new West wing. Can anyone help? We miss his acerbic wit and aldwickk has nobody to insult!

This could be serious, Kim. how long does someone have to be absent before you can report them to the police as a missing person?

Missing no more..............
There is no truth in the rumour that was in police custody on a charge of choking the living shit out of SEO directors, but only due to lack of evidence.
I am now quietly curled up in my new semi detatched bus shelter, and anyone who wants to call on me is very welcome at the 3rd shelter up Briggate, Leeds.
50p for a cup of coffee is also appreciated.
alan

:o) Alan, welcome back -we have missed your contributions! Glad to hear you have moved in - won't ask how it went because it's clearly taken you a very long time to recover and I don't want you to start having flashbacks.