We have established several things so far today:

1. The market isn't having a good day.
2. In fact the whole week has not been that great.
3. It's Friday the 13th.
4. If you're a MU fan, you're probably not happy today.
5. The dollar has been strong this week.
6. You wont be able to wear your hoody in Lakeside any more.
7. Brad Pitt might still love Jennifer Anston.
8. Ozzie Osbourne thinks Britain is too expensive.
9. No matter what the advert says, kitchen paper does tear!

Anyone else heard any amazing news (meant seriously or sarcastically)
this week or today?