Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Newcomer to all of this...any help on any companies that 1 can invest in.

Regds

m0d

Ill make my debut. Just wishing the football season was back, Im missing it already and talking of football I see that Footballers Wives a real load of tosh is raking in the viewers. The producers are Shed Productions listed on the market very recently. I like that sexpot Tanya Turner a bird from my neck of the woods born here in my home town as Zoe Lucker. So on that Ive had a few bob in it this morning, its worth it just to get a look at her and beleive I own a part of her.

Ill see ya later "reflection" just to bring you up to date with the latest tosh.

cheers me.

Hi Alan,
Fed up to the teeth with YOO, Chuffed with CSB, Perplexed with SEO and in a permanent state of wonder with BBC. Football annoys me, it would being from Leeds, and the weather frustrates my beloved cricket.
Just for the record, all 4 stocks above are, IMO, good long termers, but the MM's and day traders annoy me.
There, rant over.
All i need now is for the dreaded DQ1 to come on and tell me that my love of cricket is all spin and hype and that will have me reaching for the razor blades.
Can't finish off by saying DYOR, cos I know you have and the results would be the same as mine anyway.
Love the thread GF.
Won't even say look after yourself, cos I'll be doing that for you.
Alan

LOL. Mirage.

I just wish the bar maid down the local would let me give her one. But she wont. I have about as much luck with the women as picking stocks. Oh well back to the five finger shuffle.

MS

Mickey, Lol!!!! Agree with GF, missing the footy already, even with my team getting relegated last year, cant wait to August! As to my shares, biggest holding coming along nicely and my second biggest setting itself up well for next year. Quite happy with them both but them I'm taking a view longer than a few months, been in them both since last year.

I'm jealous Mickey. If my luck with women were as bad as my luck with stocks (I hold YOO) I would be having a 3-some tonight with vera Duckworth and Waynetta Slob. I'd prefer a hand shandy anyday!!
Alan

Even my Viagra's gone past it's sell by date. Apparently it (Viagra) can make you blind. So that's what Steve Wonders promblem was.

MS

Be careful with Viagra. If you don't swallow it quickly it can give you a stiff neck.
Alan

I like that one Alan, made me chuckle.

LOL

MS

MS,
I take a half viagra a day so I don't widdle on my shoes!!
8-)

hewittalan6
Found it the epic don't work, but the link did.

i take viagra to stop me rolling out of bed when i'm asleep!!!

I encouraged my wife to invest some of her own money in GMC. Unfortunately I completely miss timed the entry point and bought at 19p. Well you can just imagine what my life's been like over the last couple of months. Everyday I'm asked, in that acidic bitchy tone that only women can generate "and what are my shares doing today, still down I expect". I've got so fed up I've started to lie and told her they're trading at 17p. Infact they're at 12p. In 6 weeks or so I'm due my annual leg over, so I've started on the Viagra early to get a good build up of steam. In 6 weeks I'll be like a Saturn rocket. But if she finds out I've in lying she'll go crazy and I'll end up on the moon with some martian slapper. So if my posting start to appear green and cheese, you'll know what's happened.

MS

So this is the corner for the hoary old men, taking imaginary Viagra to assist their imaginary daydreams with imaginary women. Very like my imaginary drive which takes an almighty imaginary leap before trundling into an imaginary hole. What would we do without the imagination? We might even try real investing which would be incredibly dangerous and land us in poverty street. Well done, gf.

Eric, I imagine

On the same theory as investing in shovels rather than goldmines, I long ago took to investing in Viagra!

sd

Good on ya stockdog,keep it up.
wilbs

That's why there are lots of little stockpuppies in every investment centre! Don't encourage him, wilbs, he has a voracious appetite for bitches!

Eric

* A Viagra delivery truck was high-jacked: The police are looking for two 'hardened criminals'. They expect a stiff penalty under the penal code.

* Unconfirmed but frequent reports tell us that a man who overdosed on Viagra caused the funeral home problems - they couldn't close his coffin lid for 3 days.
Even so, we're told that the funeral home industry is happy about Viagra overdoses: Lots of new stiffs means an upswing in business.

* The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive. The Viagra Super virus then sucks all your data off the hard drive.

* Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night.

Thank you very much and good night.

wilbs

Eric, lets hope he can keep it up then!!!