JOKE OF THE DAY
A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor says,
"I'm going to need a urine sample, a semen sample,
a blood sample and a stool sample."
The guy says, "Listen Doc, I'm in a hurry.
Can I just leave my shorts?"

2 irish men find a mirror in the road.
1st one looks in it and says "
I know the face but I cant put a name to it"
2nd one looks in it and says "
its me you fuckin idiot!