CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Errrm, Kayak - you didn't come across a red suede kitten-heeled left shoe in that special place last night, did you? I was very attached to it, until I wasn't.

Spaceman,
A most generous gesture....and I have, only polite after all, new place seems to work well, didn't have to wait at the bar (Always a worry at a new watering hole) so I'm happy..:-)

Just catching up with Bully !

1) why are there security cameras in the Ladies ---> We want to make sure the ladies are secure.
2) why have you smeared WD40 over the toilet cisterns in the Gents ---> In case they need to oil their bike when they are in there.
3) the emergency rear exit is blocked in, is it a false door or is it a secret room ----> Both and neither
4) The widescreen TV is tuned to CBBC, are you saying something ---> no its changed over to Farmers TV now
5) I think Lambykins 'Las Vegas' style pen and personal gym are a tad excessive ----> Not if you own and run Shell.
6) Why have you employed Chocolate as the bouncer, in her condition and at her age is it wise ----> Probably not, what condition ??

Unfortunately, I have a big day tomorrow, so have to leave now.
Gotta blow
G'night
SC

Goodnight Stormy, sleep well.

Evening chocolat, K is probably wearing it now, I know I would be ;-)

What's this about me being bouncy then?

Lambykins: Would it be too much trouble to check the cellars for a few cases of Mumm Napa (I'm particulary concerned about the 1999 Winery Lake) and the Sterling Vineyards Three Palms Cabernet. Also, I'm expecting guests in the shape of a Mr Francis Ford Coppola and his pal Steve Jobs who were looking to consume some of the Niebaum-Coppola Diamond Zinfandel with their pasta.

It should all have been shipped over from the cafe, but you never know.

Thank you for your kind attention.

Furthermore, I'd like to know what Bullie was doing in the Ladies in the first place, and what compelled him to, err, have a rub of the cisterns in the Gents?

chocolat: there are some unfortunate people with strange habits that one should simply draw a veil over. And we've all seen Bullie with a strange habit (although it was adorning Ruth at the time).

True, MM
Just as well he didn't try sitting on the lid then, or he'd have found that his tool-kit has now been rust-proofed. ;)

chocolat: and well lubricated, of course, although it can remove the blueing from his barrel :)

[Gun cleaning tips: don't use WD40 on barrel exteriors.]

Derek, have you had the blueing removed from your barrel?

Was that a veil that he had on his head at the xmas party the other year? looked pretty nasty.

chocolat, whats bouncing? I think we should be told ;-)

Good to see the late night shift in place, unfortunatley I have to leave in a few minutes.

Oh Derek, I just had a word with Lamby, yes its all down there in perfect condition, help yourself and if your a bit hungry there are plenty of Fish Fingers available with white bread and ketchup.

Spaceman thanks for the answers.Good luck with the new establishment.

Morning all,smells a bit in here!!
Someone been passing the dutchie around,well as were in holland coffee please.

Morning all, just a had a delivery of hot Croissants, please help yourselfs. There is a special coffee brewing apparently its called Afghan Black ?!

DD..Are you complaining about the bogs already 'cos that was where everyone was
smoking last night and sealing their spliffs with wd40 apparently.
Strange what you do when your heads on the wrong way round.

Spacie..just Lebanese Gold for me;strong enough as I don't want the Kaffir-ine
kicking in; if you know what I mean in SA.

Jessie...how's your cup run going by the by? and I'm not sure you know how to judge Premiership rubbish; now 1st or 2nd division crap, well thats another matter!!!!

"We've already said goodbye, if you gotta go, go now!!"

Morning Troops! :>)
A couple of danish and a pot of tea for the bun!

Morning Bunny, would like a danish but no time must dash....byeee

Lunch Menu
Grilled Sirloin steaks with mustard glaze, with potato wedges
and peppers, tomatoes, onion and garlic roasted in olive oil or salad.

Scrambled eggs with ham and asparagus served with toast and side salad.

Lincolnshire sausages with tomato and basil sauce with either roasted
vegetables or salad.

Chilli non-con Carne (vegetarian version) served with rice.

Sweet:
Banana split
Knickerbockerglory
Fresh fruit and vanilla ice-cream

Morning all, any idea when we are going to get some sun? its been dull here for days.