- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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I have snoball, there are no instructions only stoopid diagrams.... gonna take it all back, I'm a "I'll have that, that and that girl" not a "I'll have that, take it home and squib glue on it" girl ;o)

However, if I take it back that does mean I have to hi-jack another man off the street to help put it in the car again ;o)

Hey, maybe I could get a man to help assemble off the street? Not sure if thats a good idea or not!

Brocks

YUP...Brockman...here's a tip for flat-pack furniture...
use the experience as a learning curve to buy it ready-assembled in
the future (lol) seriously I know what you mean,hence I don't buy the stuff.
The only thing I remember from the Ex-Mr Bunny in such situations was
to keep a hammer close by because a lot of it never
lines up properly and requires 'persuasion' and to throw the instructions to one side and use your own initiative instead, it is more successful (sometimes)
Good Luck with it!!

Giving it one more try Bun, I've taken the liberty of opening a bottle of Chardonnay, things can only look clearer soon ;o)

Certainly...hic...how many sides to this do you need Brock..hic.man
got 5 here...I think...and 3 legss..I think..or are they stair spindles??
(Never hire a bunny to assemble furniture)
Ahhh sorry in completely silly mood!!

Don't use the hammer if you want to take it back, brocks.

Gonna be hiccy soon, oooo, wait, I can see a man, looks handy, yes, really handy.... he lives round the corner, what have I got to lose? Gonna go for it, helpless maiden bit, gulp, here goes!

Jeez, what does a girl have to do to get her flat pack furniture assembled ;o(

Jeez, what does a girl have to do to get her flat pack furniture assembled ;o(

Yes, I have two items of flat pack furniture ;o)

Brockman - You have mail....
Quite right Snoball, a hammer is not wise but neither was my Ex so
enough said (oh dear, really in silly mood, better behave and be quiet)
How are you Snowie anyway??

Nope, snowie is right, hammer not good enough though, pass me my AK-47 bun!

LOL!!
What are these 'things' anyway???
Please don't say they are wardrobes or anything huge!!!

Well yes Bun hun, they are really heavy, ok when you buy the buggers there is someone around to load up. When I got home I had to hi-jack a man off the street to carry the things, desperately want to use another word there, in the house! Never done this before, will never do it again!
I've got a wardrobe, a chest and a bedside cabinet, wow, I lucky girlie.
Brocks

Can you ring them and say now you've got them home they are too big for your home and that you haven't assembled them and could you return them??

Can't I put this down as a write off, the bin men come tomorrow ;o)

Afternoon folks, been out for a long walk, well it seemed long so caught a bus back. Good to see you enjoying yourself Brocks, look upon it as being one of those challenges that life throws in front of us occasionally, easy on the chardonnay until it looks similar to how it is supposed to look :-))

Well it's up to you......I remember years ago we tackled a wardrobe and
it was a two person job, because it needed someone to hold the sides
whilst the other one screwed them together..sure no-one can be cornered
to help you? - seems a waste of your time and money but there again
what price sanity when dealing with flat-pack furniture??
(have another bottle of wine my friend...)

Flat packs, piece of cake.

Afternoon Opto, how about heavy on the chardonnay, then whatever it looks like will be cool by me, wel at least until tomorrow. My Dad home soon, he loves me ;o) he good at this kinda thing. But it is horses for courses, I'm good at loads of stuff but not assembling flat pack furniture ;o(

No not FLAP JACKS - flat-packs JeffMack (lol)