Masterremind us your prices for the ftse and lloy this xmasI said ftse this xmas 4250...lloy 60p .can you post up what they will really bejust so we all know how right you are
Master Dil/Fredcouple of beginners?if Im a thickowhat the hell?

I do not do FUTURES ............

.........but I do have some drinks at weekends

MasterI have never seen anyone give such a running commentary on a sp as you do with Lloydsit was obviously misconstrued by myself as ramping the crap out of itsorryand Fred only wanted to know your resistance line?nasty Fred

Master RSIAug 2009 10:46 - 609 of 1170
TOP performer today, up to 108.50p at one time, now FTSE is taking a rest and the shares are at the moment 107.12 +5.54p
Naturally breaking the last high of 105p
Master RSIAug 2009 11:16 - 617 of 1170
Breaking new highs today now 111.50p +3.75p
Master RSIAug 2009 12:42 - 619 of 1170
They lost at this moment everything gain earlier and they are on the red now, but long term the market will say as the economy is recovering.
Money is safe here
Master RSI28 Aug 2009 11:59 - 622 of 1170
Is going places today over 4p to the good so far
Master RSI16 Sep 2009 10:31 - 642 of 1170
Well well, banks are WELL on the UP today
and LLOY 107.75p +3p
Master RSI - 17 Sep 2009 12:07 - 649 of 1170
Further rise today with the market, wonder if it will do a new BREAKOUT today
LLOY 111p is outperforming RBS 56.60p lately and is now close to double on the share price

If you gave the same commentary on a 16 runner handicap it would go something like this
There off!Palestinian Pet is deliberately slow awaythe others dont appear to be going well after the first furlongPalestinian Pet is eating up the ground and is moving into fifteenthmost of the others are non-stayerswith two to run Palestinian Pet has cruised into fourteenthe leaders are under pressurePalestinian Pet is full of runningentering the last half furlongthe other are under a strong drivea wall of horsesthey are all outPalestinian Pet is flying in twelfthresult:-
I said it before I will not take any funny comments from beguiners on "Horse Racing", take offence if you want, but not even you is any good at picking winners, one time you want to be serious punter and the other most likely "PISSED OFF BACKING PALESTINIAN PET" you have to apologies for the nonsense I talk.
Just in case you have not notice it yet, I do not answer questions that are difficult.

i gave master a day ioff yesterday as llloy was down again! down again today.........i think it did go up one day in last 2 weeks..........for your info i have never bought lloy so cut out the lies, master.......everyone knows you are an idiot.

oh and these other great shares like vog etc......they go up after holding for some time ie. not a traders shares esp with margins similar to anr.......so u cant be a trader then. anyway keep up the lies from palestine

leaving aside your most tiresome and unnecessary personal abuse of MRSI, why should lies emanate from Palestine?

tabasco

all is being sorted, you are looking at my post as ramping but ..........

Maybe after a few drinks you do not know something very esential........

we are at LLOY thread

so I made a commentary of what the shares are doing and the reason why, nothing out of space, you are becoming more STUPID as the day goes on, ( maybe you have consume too many bottles already )

You have selected a few commentaries, I can not see any "BUY" recomendation or even saying something similar, as you are trying to say.

Master RSI ---- 10
tabasco ------ 0

You have lost all the credibility if you had ever any, noticed from others comment on the past, you have been a PEST on other threads and you are trying to do the same here.

Cynicthe Master has accused many of us of telling liesI have also said on more than one occasion that I quite like him in a funny sort of waybut he is very good with spinand an excellent salesmanwhich kinda makes him dangerous in this line of businessyou are an intelligent guy that can distinguish bulls*itand so you would know marni was not insinuating lies emanate from Palestine anymore than from Peckham

tabasco - 20 Oct 2009 13:08 - 1172 of 1176
MasterI have never seen anyone give such a running commentary on a sp as you do with Lloydsit was obviously misconstrued by myself as ramping the crap out of itsorry

Do you not read Master?

Silly COW (marni)

re - .........for your info i have never bought lloy so cut out the lies, master

My information was 1st hand information, as I was reading you post and exchanging comment with you about it, and i was also suggesting the position on the chart was for moving further ahead, they went to 69p and back to 66p ( it was about you wanted a 10% profit to came out ) then you thoght you could wait a bit more, but eventually you sold.

Now if the post have been change or deleted, is only you playing little girls games, keep those for you husband not in here.

Lloyds tipped as a buy as it sells another business

Lloyds Banking Group - which has been an uncertain market ahead of details about its expected cash call - has ticked up after a disposal and a positive broker note.

The bank has sold some of its investment management portfolios - involving 6,000 customers with 1.27bn under management - to wealth fund group Rathbone Brothers for up to 35.4m. Rathbone shares have added 4p to 959p on the news.

The disposal follows the sale last week of Lloyds' loss-making Halifax estate agency chain for a token 1, and continues its policy of getting rid of non-core assets.

Meanwhile Evolution Securities has begun coverage of the bank with a buy note, suggesting investors wanting to build up a position in the bank should do so before the rights issue. It said:

Once the turnaround is over, Lloyds should emerge as the largest distributor of banking services in the UK, and the largest mortgage bank in Europe. Mortgages, well managed, can generate 25%-plus returns on equity.

We estimate that Lloyds has a 21bn capital deficit and expect a 15bn rights issue very soon. We initiate with a buy, and a TERP (theoretical ex-rights price) based target price of 96p, offering 41% upside to investors buying today and taking up their rights.

But Evolution added:

Lloyds needs to sell assets and has a number of options: Scottish Widows, wholesale (workout portfolio or Bank of Scotland) or retail assets (Halifax). Given that the retail bank is by far their most profitable business, it would be a major mistake to sell Halifax, in our view.

Master RSI - 20 Oct 2009 14:25 - 1175

You have selected a few commentaries, I can not see any "BUY" recomendation or even saying something similar, as you are trying to say.

Master RSI ---- 10
tabasco ------ 0
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In my experience one point of fact? equals oneyou have appeared to amass a ten point lead.is that how you do your other accounting.The Master and his two Palestinian friends go to a restaurant and have dinner It costs them 30... They pay the bill and continue talking The manager realizes that he has overcharged them on an item and asks the waiter to give back 5... The waiter is not happy as they had not tipped him So he keeps 2 and returns 1 to each person.
Here is the problem:- Each person actually paid 9 (27) and the waiter got 2 (27+2 =29) so what happened to the other 1?ask the Master?

lol.....what about the margins to buy and sell.....and costs of transcactions.....he pretends these dont exist either

lol tabby , I know the answer but mr tosser will be up all night working that one out

but now tell me why liars are deemed to come from Palestine

Cynic , if you get an answer it will be a first on this thread !

Good luck.

apart from the fact that many Palestinians describe themselves in the outside world as Jordanian - but i wouldn't hold that against them - there are far less trustworthy people in this world

25 paid + 3 given back +2 waiters tip =30 . to whom it may concern
so all drunks stop dividing and reading maths book ,That same book proves one plus zero is zero .
Not in this real world .
one bottle plus one makes two ,even if you drank one . go to
zzzzzzzzzz with ur @@@@problems

tabasco

re - Each person actually paid 9 (27)

are you sure?

I am back on the screen after the closing break that I have every day.
You are too drunk to put the facts properly, the 5 is only a cover up to distract from the truth.

There are 2 not 3 friends to reach 9 (27) so you f-cK it, but still got the answer nevertheless
The answer below, but not made it easy for you either.........


XXX : 2 = XV

XV - I = XIV

XIV + XIV + II = XXX

answer: there is no pound but only in you mind

Nice to see you all getting on so well whilst I was away ...

MasterI go out for a few hours and you are up and posting the theory that space and time are relative concepts AlbertFFSyou and two other friends pay 10 each for your crispy chilli beefand dont tip the very attractive Chinese waitressthe manager noticed you had been overcharged 5 and told the very attractive waitress to give you the 5 backshe gives you a 1 eachmaking 9 paid per headkeeps the 2...making a total of 29.where did the 1 goask the tooth fairy
Now Masterhere is where you made your mistakeif you had not been so tight and given the Chinese waitress the 5 tipshe is hotand would have given you any sex that you wantedI knowbecause I use the same restaurant and asked her for a 69.unfortunately for meshe came back with sweet and sour chickenone of the few times I aint been lucky