Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Ahh, not just an envelope but a 'mystery' envelope!!

If your around Al then you might be interested in a program thats on Channel 5 tonight at 11.05. Its right up your street!!!!

I'm going to put a mystery bag on there,, could be lots of things in a bag...

Are you talking about my ex wife jimmy?

You cant get a big bag in a bag.................



or a family.................



or you pet.

she's gorgeous

I just bid I'm the winning bidder at the moment. 420p

I wonder whats in it. Im a bit worried though cos the seller is b.laden

Im here wilbs. Whats the programme. (Haven't been avoiding you guys, but the cricket has been far more interesting than the millions I have invested)
Alan

What do you lot think is in it ????

The secret whereabouts of Lord Lucan, Elvis, Shergar, and the identity of JFK's assassin. The meaning of life is in the next one.
Alan

Yawn, cricket......Id rather watch milk turn to cheese.

Al, its called ' The A to Z of Sexual Fetishes'. Thought you and H may be interested. Thats if your both not in it.

Lucan lives in S Africa , Elvis is alive as he has money sent to him from the Gracelands estate every month ,,Shergar was dog meat,,and Sam Giancana had JFK bumped off for going back on his fathers word..

jimmy, you missed out the meaning of life?

Today would'nt be a good day for me to try and explain , iv'e just become a mum as well as a dad ,that just may be the meaning of life..

It is true that Elvis is still alive. He is currently a Parachute instructor. He tries to hide the fact that he is elvis and still alive. Its hard to tell.

jimmy, ?????????

The meaning of life?? That one is sorted too.

Lord Lucan is infact Sadam Hussain.

Shergar is actually being looked after by Elvis and is used to rescue stray parachutists when they drift off course.