Sharesmagazine
 Home   Log In   Register   Our Services   My Account   Contact   Help 
 Stockwatch   Level 2   Portfolio   Charts   Share Price   Awards   Market Scan   Videos   Broker Notes   Director Deals   Traders' Room 
 Funds   Trades   Terminal   Alerts   Heatmaps   News   Indices   Forward Diary   Forex Prices   Shares Magazine   Investors' Room 
 CFDs   Shares   SIPPs   ISAs   Forex   ETFs   Comparison Tables   Spread Betting 
You are NOT currently logged in
 
Register now or login to post to this thread.

Lloyds Bank (LLOY)     

mitzy - 10 Oct 2008 06:29

Chart.aspx?Provider=EODIntra&Code=LLOY&S

Master RSI - 02 Nov 2009 13:10 - 1292 of 5370

cynic

re - MRSI - while accepting it's a fantasy portfolio, unless i am much mistaken your own philosophy is to be a day-trader ....

I understand your concerns but it seems you have not followed me properly specialy in this thread.

As I said before I have a PORTFOLIO and had put some money aside for short term trading aswell.

I do mostly short term trading ( not allways day trading ) as it can last 3 to 5 days or more depending on the short term uptrend of the share at the time.

But I have a PORTOFOLIO, for long term aswell, the last one build, much as the same time as the FANTASY PORT, but much extensive on numbers ( most of the Fantasy plus others since. )

I do have plenty of spare time, and I used that for trading, as the same time I am running the "UPS" thread ( now lasting 8 years, week after week ), were other investors used their opinion aswell, about which shares are ready to move UP during the week.

To have only a PORTFOLIO is a bit boring for me nowdays, after being on the stockmarket for ages ( decades ), I need something more of day to day thing.

Master RSI - 02 Nov 2009 13:20 - 1293 of 5370

DJ Virgin To Set Up Bank In 2010, Looking At Assets - Founder

MILAN (Dow Jones)--Virgin Group founder Richard Branson Monday confirmed the group's intention to launch a new bank - Virgin Bank - in the new year, adding that Virgin Money is looking at the assets of three U.K.-based banks.

"We will be setting up the new bank in the new year," Branson said.

"We may also buy some assets of the nationalized banks," he added.

Last week Virgin Money, a unit of the group, said it has submitted its application with the U.K.'s Financial Services Authority to open a bank.

According to press reports, Virgin Money is looking at bidding for Northern Rock assets. Royal Bank of Scotland Group PLC (RBS) and Lloyds Banking Group PLC (LYG) are expected to announce business divestments as early as Tuesday, in a move to fulfill requirements by the European Union after being bailed out by the U.K. government last year.

Branson didn't comment when asked about a direct interest in Northern Rock.

When asked about the possibility of continuing the sponsorship of Formula 1 team Brawn, Branson said an announcement will be done in a month's time.

Master RSI - 02 Nov 2009 13:25 - 1294 of 5370

FSA: creating narrow banks could raise risk
Mon Nov 2, 2009 10:16am GMT

LONDON (Reuters) - Breaking up Britain's banks to legally separate retail from investment banking could increase risks in the system, the country's top financial watchdog said on Monday.

Adair Turner, chairman of the Financial Services Authority, said there was no "silver bullet" to tackling the so-called "too big to fail" issue with systemically important banks.

"The extreme narrow banking proposal is clearly doable in practical terms, a law could be passed which achieved this effect, but I believe would fail to address the most vital problem and could produce a financial system even more vulnerable to instability than today's," Financial Services Authority Chairman, Adair Turner said.

"Such a division would clearly not be a policy response sufficient in itself," Turner told an FSA conference.

Many of Britain's banks have had to be shored up at huge cost to the taxpayer, sparking a debate on whether bank's need clear legal separation of commercial and riskier investment banking activities.

Bank of England Governor, Mervyn King, has called for such break ups but has also been rebuffed by the government.

Turner said such a "Glass Steagall" approach -- named after a now defunct U.S. law -- could be best pursued through heavier capital requirements on riskier banking operations.

Such heavier capital requirements are being worked out by the international Basel Committee on Banking Supervision and will make a "very major contribution to addressing the 'too big to fail' problem," Turner said.

"We need a fundamental review of the trading book capital regime and a bias to conservatism for riskier and purely proprietary activities," Turner added

tabasco - 02 Nov 2009 13:41 - 1295 of 5370

MasterI thought you were a grumpy young manit now appears you are a grumpy old man?now listen this is some good advice.
Go and see your doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra The doctor will say How many do you want?" Tell him "Just a few maybe 4.. then cut each one into 4 pieces"
If the doctor says "That won't do you any good"Tell him that you are past the age of sexbut are after something that will make it stick out far enough to avoid pissing on your shoessneaky ahh

Master RSI - 02 Nov 2009 14:03 - 1296 of 5370

Tabasco

re - Go and see your doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra

I did start early age on the Share business, but maybe I am not as OLD as you think, and on a very good shape aswell, no so long ago, on one of my daily exercises, I was hanging by my foot from a branch tree ( 2.50 meters high )

Still managing pretty OK on that way, but maybe I will needed for what you said "lovely" wife of yours, I am a good "ONE to ONE" lover, not a SEX maniac like you.

re- joke

I posted the joke 5 or 6 years ago on my UPS thread, but a bit better ( it was the counter man saying..... not the doctor)

tabasco - 02 Nov 2009 14:05 - 1297 of 5370

Masterif I am ever in your areaI will buy you a beer or twoas long as you promise not to talk about the war

Master RSI - 02 Nov 2009 14:14 - 1298 of 5370

re -VIAGRA joke

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces,"

The pharmacist said, "that won't do you any good,"

The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old.
I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

Master RSI - 02 Nov 2009 14:18 - 1299 of 5370

Tabasco

the type of jokes you are familiar with ...


An old man is standing at the bus stop staring very hard at the young man next to him
who has spiky
orange, green and blue hair.

The young man, realising he's being watched, turns to the old man and says,

"What are you looking at, Old Man, didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"

"Well, Yes," replies the old man, "I once had sex with a parrot and I was just wondering if you might be my son."


Parrot_080430102918650_wideweb__300x375,

tabasco - 02 Nov 2009 14:23 - 1300 of 5370

Masterif you are embarrassed to go to the doctorlet Dil know please dont steal anyI would hate to see you become a hardened criminala man of your age wouldnt last five minutes in the scrubsyou wouldnt know which way to turn?

tabasco - 02 Nov 2009 14:30 - 1301 of 5370

Masterare the jokes funnier when you write them in colour?if socould you put the Lloyds header up in Pink?

Master RSI - 02 Nov 2009 14:52 - 1302 of 5370

tabasco

RE - could you put the Lloyds header up in Pink?

THE PINK COLOUR MUST BE all over your face after consuming so many bottles or maybe is

RED then it says you are ready for BED.

tabasco - 02 Nov 2009 15:00 - 1303 of 5370

I take it youre a Horlicks man

Master RSI - 02 Nov 2009 15:11 - 1304 of 5370

re - I take it youre a Horlicks man

No, but maybe I have taken them a couple times on my life.

But certainly I will not take alcohol during working hours an many evenings I go without, but I give myself a few pints on the relaxing weekend during some live music and a good dancing routine ( that YES I am good at also, at least is what others say)

Master RSI - 02 Nov 2009 15:15 - 1305 of 5370

Not doing too well ahead of tomorrows BIG news.............

Chart.aspx?Provider=Intra&Code=LLOY&Size

Master RSI - 02 Nov 2009 15:18 - 1306 of 5370

tabasco

It that what represents part of your life

clip_image001.jpg?version=1&modification

tabasco - 02 Nov 2009 15:23 - 1307 of 5370

Masterwould that be line dancing?I can also imagine you being very goodpink shirts with tasselsplatforms with chiselsbright coloured head gear.trousers that look queerare these a few of your favourite things?

Master RSI - 02 Nov 2009 16:11 - 1308 of 5370

Do you mean a dancing Queen? dancing-queen-lg.gif

Not my CUP of TEA but maybe that is your taste
Were you getting Kinky as you were typping, you look very exciting on it?

You would be surprise how many young girls make themself available


If I remember well, it was an Armany blue jeans (a bit heavy as is almost winter ) with a grey shirt
and two colour brown shoes with grey socks, not head gear as I still have all my hair though
starting to go grey ( but ladies like it, I heard )


Title: Abba - Dancing Queen lyrics

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music�s high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You�re in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

You�re a teaser, you turn �em on
Leave them burning and then you�re gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You�re in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

tabasco - 02 Nov 2009 16:21 - 1309 of 5370

I have seen the musical six times with the family over the yearsgood night outif you ever go dont turn right when you leave the theatreunless you are a mate of the gay boy potty

Master RSI - 02 Nov 2009 16:25 - 1310 of 5370

I have not, but heard the song far too long now, not my favorites for dancing, but one has to appreciate the melodical part of it

Master RSI - 02 Nov 2009 17:33 - 1311 of 5370

A proud mama and a QUEEN

818.jpg
Register now or login to post to this thread.