MasterI thought you were a grumpy young manit now appears you are a grumpy old man?now listen this is some good advice.
Go and see your doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra The doctor will say How many do you want?" Tell him "Just a few maybe 4.. then cut each one into 4 pieces"
If the doctor says "That won't do you any good"Tell him that you are past the age of sexbut are after something that will make it stick out far enough to avoid pissing on your shoessneaky ahh

Tabasco

re - Go and see your doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra

I did start early age on the Share business, but maybe I am not as OLD as you think, and on a very good shape aswell, no so long ago, on one of my daily exercises, I was hanging by my foot from a branch tree ( 2.50 meters high )

Still managing pretty OK on that way, but maybe I will needed for what you said "lovely" wife of yours, I am a good "ONE to ONE" lover, not a SEX maniac like you.

re- joke

I posted the joke 5 or 6 years ago on my UPS thread, but a bit better ( it was the counter man saying..... not the doctor)

Masterif I am ever in your areaI will buy you a beer or twoas long as you promise not to talk about the war

re -VIAGRA joke

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces,"

The pharmacist said, "that won't do you any good,"

The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old.
I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

Tabasco

the type of jokes you are familiar with ...


An old man is standing at the bus stop staring very hard at the young man next to him
who has spiky orange, green and blue hair.

The young man, realising he's being watched, turns to the old man and says,

"What are you looking at, Old Man, didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"

"Well, Yes," replies the old man, "I once had sex with a parrot and I was just wondering if you might be my son."

Masterif you are embarrassed to go to the doctorlet Dil know please dont steal anyI would hate to see you become a hardened criminala man of your age wouldnt last five minutes in the scrubsyou wouldnt know which way to turn?

Masterare the jokes funnier when you write them in colour?if socould you put the Lloyds header up in Pink?

tabasco

RE - could you put the Lloyds header up in Pink?

THE PINK COLOUR MUST BE all over your face after consuming so many bottles or maybe is
RED then it says you are ready for BED.

I take it youre a Horlicks man

re - I take it youre a Horlicks man

No, but maybe I have taken them a couple times on my life.

But certainly I will not take alcohol during working hours an many evenings I go without, but I give myself a few pints on the relaxing weekend during some live music and a good dancing routine ( that YES I am good at also, at least is what others say)

Not doing too well ahead of tomorrows BIG news.............

tabasco

It that what represents part of your life

Masterwould that be line dancing?I can also imagine you being very goodpink shirts with tasselsplatforms with chiselsbright coloured head gear.trousers that look queerare these a few of your favourite things?

Do you mean a dancing Queen?

Not my CUP of TEA but maybe that is your taste
Were you getting Kinky as you were typping, you look very exciting on it?

You would be surprise how many young girls make themself available


If I remember well, it was an Armany blue jeans (a bit heavy as is almost winter ) with a grey shirt
and two colour brown shoes with grey socks, not head gear as I still have all my hair though
starting to go grey ( but ladies like it, I heard )


Title: Abba - Dancing Queen lyrics

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music�s high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You�re in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

You�re a teaser, you turn �em on
Leave them burning and then you�re gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You�re in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

I have seen the musical six times with the family over the yearsgood night outif you ever go dont turn right when you leave the theatreunless you are a mate of the gay boy potty

I have not, but heard the song far too long now, not my favorites for dancing, but one has to appreciate the melodical part of it

A proud mama and a QUEEN

Good location on the dark, but not a good choice on the dark for taste, you may get sick VAT

No one said anything about tomorrow's Right Issue price

Well it was well rumour that is going to be on a large discount, maybe 40%.

So taking the price of 87p on Fiday and 85p today, it work out around 51.5p, so will make a round figure 50p

2 for 1 shares at 40p