Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

when it comes to ass, i much prefer these

Or this.

nice one , james.

an apt post for this page number....

Don't tempt me proptrade !!

Hey bos, how do you know Bubba?
Should I mention you?
Im in court on friday again, thats gonna be fun hopping there with my robocop leg.

wilbs
Blimmy wilbs I wouldn't want to know him.

This dog is also known as Bubba.
Now ive got a choice, which one will it be..........

wilbs don't worry. bubba is a really nice guy once you get to know him, sweet and cuddly. also, being his ass bitch will make sure no-one messes with you. now think about that!!!

He just likes to play Mummy's and Daddy's every evening at lights out time..

wilbs are you going to swerve the trip inside or is it inevitable?

My barrister said to expect time, anything upto 2 years.
Do you think they will let me take in my laptop?
Bubba wouldnt mind bless his big soppy heart. I cant wait to meet him.

Wilbs how about we start a petition to get you in to a womans prison??

wilbs, was this to do with the incident around xmas time?

laptop no, lapdance yes.

Looks like I will see al in there, he must be doing a show.
I cant go into a womans prison cos Bubba wont be there.
I cant think what I did a xmas? This is something that happened in July.

Too much clothing for one of my parties Wilbs!!
Anyway, Bubba is a regular customer of the wifes house of negotiable affection, and he has been given the word to go gently on you for the first 2 or 3 hundred times.
If anyone is interested in a party invite, the details will be posted behind the cistern on the 3rd cubicle along in the gents toilets of Kings Cross station. The theme of the party will be outrageous exhibitionism and the dress code will be LESS IS MORE. Tried to persuade Ian at MAM that it would be much more fun for the MAM Xmas bash if I organised it, but he was having none of it.
Off to find my clockwork pineapple.
Alan

i'm off to Kings Cross...

trust al to bring the tone up.

anyway, i'm high as kite at the moment. just been to see the midwife and heard the bump's heartbeat for the first time. i turned to mush and got a lump in me throat.

Ahhh, unlike the conception then when you turned to putty and got a lump elsewhere!!!!!!
Gotta keep this tone down, but congrats, bos, and heres hoping mum and the quads do fine!!!
Alan

bos
i know the feeling and even third time round there is nothing like it.
you think that was emotional, wait until the birth!

there is a reason why they say that the birth of your child is the best day of your life...also, on that day you really understand the true meaning of your own life.

Fcuk that was meaningful, sorry chaps!

rgds
PT