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Reminds me of the three Irishmen who wanted to be in the Guinness book of records. The small-headed one went in first, came out proudly saying he has broken the record for the smallest head in the workd. The small-handed one went in next , came out proudly saying he had broken the record for the smallest hands in the world. The small-equipment one went in next but came out in tears. 'Blinger has beaten me to it', he moaned!

Man goes to work in a factory testing condoms and is surprised to hear payment is a week in hand !

:-)
It's a good job some of us have a sense of humour - this waiting game is enough to make one grumpy!

The Waiting for Godot condom - it never comes.

all this talk about condoms, take a look at FUM.L, while we wait for SEO to wake up.
New condom late stage testing with durex and new cream about to be signed up by a big pharma company very soon.
I think they (FUM.L) could go up 20% soon.

What is going up jimward9?!

my wife bought me a gold condom once so i could come into money

I am told that as a major propoganda exercise the USA government ordered 200,000 packets of condoms from a Soviet manufacturer, each to be 14 inches long and 3 inches in diameter.
The Soviets made them and sent them back marked "Small"

The new, starch based biodegradable condoms are to be known as corndoms.

The Coca Cola condom - Just for the taste of it

sp up today :-).... Wheres all the shorters posts then, I see nothing but condoms!!

You can't go short in a condom - kinda catchy don't ya think?

Yeah good one Stockdog!! lol...

Liked Alan's post re the Russian variety - adds another dimension. Four dimensional condoms - who makes them then? What about the virtual condom - those would take a bit of selling: to the girls that is! Are the virtuous ones for virgins?

The virtual ones are for the foolish virgins!

What about Yorkies gay condom - its not for girls

Can anyone help?

What date does SEO have their AGM this year?

Any day before the 28th, but most likely on that day. Let's hope it's a red letter day, until then it's French letters!

Kellogs All Bran condom - just one blow a day

Can anyone tell me who the MM's are for SEO?

I'm told you can't deal online if you have an account operated by the MM's of a share - can any one enlighten me , please?