OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

In training for the next 'goon show' perhaps.
Somebody pass K another chicken he's nearly finished his Guinness.

Where's KEAYDIAN gone? Oh, he's fallen in the water!

Did someone mention cranberry? Nothing wrong with cranberry juice that slinging a large vodka into it won't put right. :)

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Oh, oh! KEAYDIAN's sinking, I'll just throw him this box of cranberries, that'll keep him afloat.

Morning all - brekkies is ready!

Kim - if they were my cranberries - I hope you took them out of the tins first!

Gulp! They were in tins??!!! Ooer missus!

Morning Bunny 'n all!

Erm, KEAYDIAN may be late for his brekky, er, so I'll look after it for him!

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Oy! KEAYDIAN! Stop messing about in the paddling pool; your brekky is here keeping warm! (Bet you didn't expect that!)

Excuse me!!!!! It's not a paddling pool, it's a jacuzzi. Just don't ask where the bubbles are coming from.

Bubbles? Eh? Ohhhh! Phworrrrrrr! Nooooo, that's wrong!

That will be the cranberries :-)

(Hammer, hammer) Just putting up a notice.

"Digestion of cranberries before using jacuzzi is strictly forbidden"

Nought about smoking then!

(blurpty blurpty blurp) (puff puff puff)

(Hammer, hammer) Just putting up another notice.

"Health and safety directive. Due to the possible incineration of delicate parts of the anatomy, it is strongly advised that there should be no smoking in the jacuzzi"

Heh, heh!

What about this then?

(stands up)

Look, no swimming shorts. Weee heh

don't care about cranberries... i have just had a baked beans, brussel sprouts and cabbage omelette.... should fun in the jacuzzi

Oh gawd, there's no hope for us!

Yeh KEAYDIAN what about that?!!

Alex...................just don't!