CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Morning all, warm and sunny in Hastings.

Hi Jeff where abouts are you at the moment? we have missed you as you seem to be the only on who knows how to use the tea urn, we have had to resort to using teabags!

Ok, I will get the tea urn up and running.

Still in London until about 31st August, then back in Paris for September / October. Where are you at the moment?

HI Jeff, UK at the moment but may well be back in France in the next few weeks.

Hi Jeffers, keeping a low profile these days are you? Must be making too much dosh as a subcontractor.

Where's that bacon got to?

Socs
nothing sub about me. Been following tales on here, just not posting very much.

Lambs tales?

kangaroo tales

once upon a time there was a little lamb and he had lovely eyes and his ears were not low slung and he came from australia and he liked kangaroos and he was very nice

..............then there was a barbecue and the poor lamb got his chops singed.

However the rather butch beer drinking kangaroos managed to pull him away from the barbecue just in time. They then started paying particular attention to a shifty looking character with a Kebab stick.........

That Rolf Harris gets everywhere

Where's that bacon?

Keaydian
I'm wearing it. You asked someone to put a couple of rashers on Socco, so they did.

How rude.

Evening all. Very quiet in here and no where near enough women around... I demand that they show themselves tomorrow :-)

Bob the Kangaroo - 30 Jul 2007 22:26 - 17433 of 17433

Don't know about that JS. Plenty of girlie Kangaroo's around outside. You want me to introduce you to some.

JStratford - 30 Jul 2007 22:27 - 17433 of 17433

No it's ok thanks Bob. I seem to have gained a lovely young lady recently. Just a bit disappointed that the ladies of the cafe have gone awol without doing any of the cleaning.

Bob the Kangaroo - 30 Jul 2007 22:30 - 17433 of 17433

I'd watch it if I were you JS. You'll end up with a feather duster attached forcefully so every time you sit down you end up cleaning the chair!

JStratford - 30 Jul 2007 22:32 - 17433 of 17433

You know I don't mean it Bob. Just no-one to practice spoiling with cooking and massages if they're not here.

Bob the Kangaroo - 30 Jul 2007 22:35 - 17433 of 17433

Ever get the feeling you are talking to yourself JS?

JStratford - 30 Jul 2007 22:35 - 17433 of 17433

No. Why?

Bob the Kangaroo - 30 Jul 2007 22:36 - 17433 of 17433

Just wondering

JS, a new girl friend and talking to an imaginary kangaroo in a fictitious cafe on the internet....hope she doesnt find out :-))

Think I've got bigger problems to be honest Opto.
She's at a friends pretending to be Harry Potter at the moment... I haven't asked!

Look pal, out of my room. I won't tell you again

I think you could have met the perfect partner JS. Just check that it's her own broomstick and not owned by the HP Co. you don't want to be taking on someone elses debts when so much in love.....