OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Oy! KEAYDIAN! Stop messing about in the paddling pool; your brekky is here keeping warm! (Bet you didn't expect that!)

Excuse me!!!!! It's not a paddling pool, it's a jacuzzi. Just don't ask where the bubbles are coming from.

Bubbles? Eh? Ohhhh! Phworrrrrrr! Nooooo, that's wrong!

That will be the cranberries :-)

(Hammer, hammer) Just putting up a notice.

"Digestion of cranberries before using jacuzzi is strictly forbidden"

Nought about smoking then!

(blurpty blurpty blurp) (puff puff puff)

(Hammer, hammer) Just putting up another notice.

"Health and safety directive. Due to the possible incineration of delicate parts of the anatomy, it is strongly advised that there should be no smoking in the jacuzzi"

Heh, heh!

What about this then?

(stands up)

Look, no swimming shorts. Weee heh

don't care about cranberries... i have just had a baked beans, brussel sprouts and cabbage omelette.... should fun in the jacuzzi

Oh gawd, there's no hope for us!

Yeh KEAYDIAN what about that?!!

Alex...................just don't!

Do you think I can get some cream for it from the chemist?

I might go find Bunny and ask her opinion.

Bob Alex Rder, jacuzzis free.

Right, where's Bunny?

aw shucks and the water looks soooo inviting

Ohhh, trust me Alex, you do not know what might be in there!

I hope Bunny's got her shades on!

ooh lots of luverly bubbles

OOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That's not right!!!!!

... in my champers of course.. i don't know what you were thinking.
Honi soit qui mal y pens [or something like that i didn't study Latin at school]

Yea, well, what I meant was, it's too late for early champers and too early for late champers! ;o)

Oh, and none of your flogging cheap pens in here mate!!!!