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THE TALK TO YOURSELF THREAD. (NOWT)     

goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

hewittalan6 - 25 Oct 2005 08:49 - 1793 of 81564

My investment in the Kosher bacon Warehouse has got a few teething problems. Still I'm catching you up, only about 98000 behind you now.
Alan

jimmy b - 25 Oct 2005 08:50 - 1794 of 81564

Number 2 ,,i wonder how long that will last ,,maybe only 3 people have signed up so far :-)

hewittalan6 - 25 Oct 2005 08:55 - 1795 of 81564

My choice investment (the kosher bacon place) has released an RNS about the problem. Apparantly, the building earmarked for the project is in the car park at Finsbury Park Mosque and their has been a couple of objections to the planning application. Its not a problem though cos the CEO (Mr Hugh G Rection) has plans to attend the site and iron it all out, as soon as his poker school in Monte carlo has finished.
Nice to see such dedication from the board, but as he says, its in his interests cos hes got 30 quid invested in the company as well.
Alan

bosley - 25 Oct 2005 08:57 - 1796 of 81564

alan, maybe a starpol/greenseal combo deal could save the kosher bacon warehouse from going into admin.

hewittalan6 - 25 Oct 2005 09:01 - 1797 of 81564

Not worried, boz. This company is no one trick pony. It is also waiting FDA approval for the slaughterhouse specialising in Halal vegetables. Now that will be a revolution in the food industry. Personally I think SEO should drop Wallmart and concentrate on these people, if they want really big orders.
Trust me on this one. I've been explaining it to my psychiatrist for weeks now and he still can't see the potential.
Alan

jimmy b - 25 Oct 2005 09:02 - 1798 of 81564

Bos alan wouldn't give me the epic code for this fantastic oppertunity ,i was goimg to stick the whole 100k in ..

hewittalan6 - 25 Oct 2005 09:08 - 1799 of 81564

Now thats the interesting thing jimmy. They don't have an epic code yet. The only way to invest is by sending used cash to a po box number in Latvia, or by passing them your bank details directly and they'll collect whatever you say (thats what i've done, you can't trust the post).
Ian at MAM has allowed me to invest my champions league money in it as a favour, and says if I win he will personally double my winnings. He was laughing a lot when he said it so perhaps he was really grateful for the tip.
Alan

jimmy b - 25 Oct 2005 09:13 - 1800 of 81564

A po box number , i love those type of oppertunities ,iv'e sent a lot of money to Nigeria after i got those emails asking me to help them get millions out of the country ,(they are going to share it with me) ,anyway i havn't heard anything yet ,but i'm sure these sort of transactions take time..

bosley - 25 Oct 2005 09:16 - 1801 of 81564

been doing my own research into the kosher bacon place and i've found the epic for you , jimmy. it's KRAP. i think alan's right , though. the potential is simply quite staggering. also, i've heard a whisper that tom bulshit of scorchio penny shares is going to tip them as a strong buy in the next newsletter!!

hewittalan6 - 25 Oct 2005 09:17 - 1802 of 81564

I'm too good to you guys. Here's another tip from my broker for you. He's an expensive broker at 2000 + 25% per trade but his tips are fantastic.
Pharmaceutical company, Society International Care, Kazahkistan (Epic code SICK). Their R&D department has discovered that no-one ever got seasick while sitting under a tree, so they are sending the entire board of directors on cruises around the carribean and the Indian Ocean, to research which of the tropical trees work best for this. The cruise element allows them to test their results as they go.
This is major research and very expensive, so there is a rights issue coming up, but imagine the revenue if they can find a seasickness cure.
My recommendation - STRONG BUY.
Alan

jimmy b - 25 Oct 2005 09:21 - 1803 of 81564

Alan have you ever thought of publishing a monthly tip sheet , it's big business nowdays, perhaps bos and myself could be sub editors .

PS have you noticed we have an imposter on champ invest he is one place above me jimibb ,does anyone know a Hit Man..

hewittalan6 - 25 Oct 2005 09:24 - 1804 of 81564

Yeah Jimmy,
Pete Waterman. Wasn't he the hitman?
Time for my medication.

jimmy b - 25 Oct 2005 09:29 - 1805 of 81564

Bit of a poof if you ask me..

bosley - 25 Oct 2005 10:01 - 1806 of 81564

medication kicked in yet, alan?

hewittalan6 - 25 Oct 2005 10:08 - 1807 of 81564

It takes a while Boz. Getting the child proof top off while wearing a straitjacket is a real bugger.

jimmy b - 25 Oct 2005 10:11 - 1808 of 81564

With head and one leg uncontrollably twitching.

bosley - 25 Oct 2005 10:15 - 1809 of 81564

oh dear! alan's not got "elvis leg" syndrome, has he?

hewittalan6 - 25 Oct 2005 10:16 - 1810 of 81564

No , but he has got Presley Pelvis!!! (FNAR, FNAR).

bhunt1910 - 25 Oct 2005 10:20 - 1811 of 81564

Cant you tell that the markets are slow today !! - Morning Guys

baza

hewittalan6 - 25 Oct 2005 10:21 - 1812 of 81564

Morning Baza,
Go short on Crosby. Theres a whisper Stills and Nash are going to tour without him.
Alan
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