Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Fred : you should try the primeur (in english nouveau)...from some of the camargue viticulteurs.....comes out before the beaujolais..(haven't tried it this year) but have the previous years : it is fantastic...better than the beaujolais, (good however that is), and believe it or not keeps until christmas...now the beaujolais is good, but beyond the second week in december ; it turns to ordinary red plonk without that fruity punch !

Girl, 11, in two-hour rape ordeal at park: Hunt for sex predator after victim snatched on way home from school

The girl, wearing school uniform, was attacked in Jubilee Park, Enfield on Friday evening
She was walking home after getting off the school bus

Detectives are searching for a black male with afro-style hair, wearing a dark grey top and baggy black jeans


what as happend to this country its time for clean out .

Tanker,

I agree.

I think it is time to put you in the bin.

I recently become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury’s supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your male friends.

This is what happened to me.....

Two seriously good-looking, well-endowed East European 20-21 year-old girls came over to my car as I was loading my shopping into the car boot. Without being asked, they both started cleaning my windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

When I thanked them and offered them a tip, they said 'No' and instead asked me if I’d be kind enough to give them a lift to another nearby supermarket, in my case, Tesco’s.

I agreed and they both got in the back seat. On the way, they started undressing, until both were almost completely naked. When I pulled over to remonstrate, one of them climbed over into the front seat and started crawling all over me, touching me intimately, and thrusting herself against me - I discovered later that the other one stole my wallet when I was so distratced ! A very cunning plan, that.

For your information, I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. On November 1st, 4th, 6th, 10th and 13th and twice yesterday.

Please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam.

The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 pm in the afternoon.

P.S. Aldi have cheap imitation wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl wallets are £1.75 and look more convincing.

:O)

i never carry a wallet when i go out so could have a nice time .
at there cost

Skinny,

Very very funny, but could you please identify which Sainsburys so I can avoid it!

With a detailed map on how not to get there please...

here is a good tip if you go to the check out and the person is not brittish move to enogh check out or you could get done via a scam on your debit card or credit card
loads being done .
the banks have now made the holder responsible for there cards
and to right to do so .never give your card to any one .

last week a knock on my door it was a man in a van .
books and other things from amazon they are not for me and told him he said this is your address i said yes and he left i have left the parcels at the gate they are not mine . now very wet and could not give a toss .

it was not my post code on the parcels

Quite envy your caring sharing attitude TANKS :O) Have you fitted razor blades to your letter box yet? Apparently Amazon do a good line in 'Rule Brittania' door chimes :O)

Just for you Tanker - sing a long

can some clever person tell me the answer to this question
with all these floods where do all the rats and mice go
do they move or die . thanks in advance

Next question? -):

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Can the Fat Spanish Waiter rejuvenate Fernando Torress career?

Water associated with the salt (which is hydroscopic)is easier to excite than fat in the butter, so more friction and quicker heating? H

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