CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Can I have my brekkie now.

(ding ding ding)

Shop!

TK Max?! Darn. Well I couldn't find my specs; I think Mr Magoo took them.

Morning All - sorry kimoldfield unless one of the late crew are still here, we tend to close not long after the market does, that said there is from time to time guinness flowing late at night LOL

Tea, coffee, croissants, danish, toast, cereals, fruit oh OK then and the frying pan is parked on the hob if anyone wants a FEB - but you have to cook it yourself unless Socco turns up - Socco the FEB Supremo :>)

Good morning all.

kimoldfield
It is a 24 hour place, try pulling the door instead of pushing it. Welcome anyway.

Keaydian, please take your feet out of the trough.

Ahhh so the rumours are true then Socco - you are here quietly sipping the amber necter into the wee small hours! LOL ;>)
Yes quite true it is 24 hours technically speaking, its just practically speaking it tends to be busier during the day :>)

Last time I pulled a door handle, it came off in my hand. I just got hold of it like this, pulled and.....................oh, erm, oops! Sorry, I'll just put it on the counter over here shall I? I must really be more careful when I pull something! ;o)

I need to wash my feet.

stockbunny
OK, you got me. Amber nectar yes, but of the tea variety with milk. That other alcoholic stuff is wasted on me.

Oh dear, the vandals have been trashing the door again. I'll get it fixed.

LOL kimoldfield - Socco is a whizz at mending things :>)
Keaydian, yes that might be a good idea!

I'll use the outside tap.

I'll have to take me strides off so I don't get the legs wet.

Be careful if you see kimoldfied out back!

Now, now. Just 'cos I sign kim, doesn't mean I'm not a straight guy; I am and yep, I'm a fella! Talking of which, I really fancy a double FEB. I don't mind cooking it myself if I have to.

Sorry Kim..got my bangers and mash mixed?

Kim sorry about the door handle, Its not been fixed since KEAYDIAN had a go at it with the axe a couple of months ago.

I heard that

Erm, does he always carry an axe??

No. Sometimes it's a chopper.

:o)
I'll just nip and put the frying pan on the hob, if that's ok. My wife will only let me have porridge at home so this will be a real treat. Anyone one else for a fry-up?

I'll pass thanks, I only eat danish or cereal :>)
Good to see you in here Kim and enjoy - only rule apart from no bunny or lamb on the menu is do not give Keaydian the key to the axe cupboard, cos all hell breaks loose when he's weilding that thing! No chair is safe! ;>)

Cheers Stockbunny, rules understood. Now, how do I turn the gas on, or is this thing electric?