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Erm, does he always carry an axe??

No. Sometimes it's a chopper.

:o)
I'll just nip and put the frying pan on the hob, if that's ok. My wife will only let me have porridge at home so this will be a real treat. Anyone one else for a fry-up?

I'll pass thanks, I only eat danish or cereal :>)
Good to see you in here Kim and enjoy - only rule apart from no bunny or lamb on the menu is do not give Keaydian the key to the axe cupboard, cos all hell breaks loose when he's weilding that thing! No chair is safe! ;>)

Cheers Stockbunny, rules understood. Now, how do I turn the gas on, or is this thing electric?

Gas cooker in here, turn knob (on cooker) and click ignition......

Yes, got it thanks. OK, frying pan on heat (not the same sort as the dog of course), now then, cooking oil yes, bring up to high temp and throw in bacon, sausage & black pudding. Lovely. Whoaa! flames, is it supposed to do that? The gas man told me that blue flames are good....ohoh, err help! Is this the fire blanket? Phew, that's it sorted. Leave the doors and windows open for half an hour or so and it'll all be fine. Hmm don't fancy the look of that lot now. Do you do ham sandwiches?

(pokes face round the door)

Excuse me for disturbing you all, but whilst washing my feet my strides have gone missing. Can I come in?

Yes I've seen it all before on several Fridays LOL
Your coffee is here K
Kim possibly better to leave the cooking to Socco or me?...! :>S

K, yes come in don't worry, I thought your strides were a pile of rags and I used them to clean up some spilt oil in the kitchen.

Dont worry though bunny has said she will lend you a pink dress to go home in.

Yes, sorry everyone. Can't understand it really, usually I am a fantastic cook; every time I do the cooking my wife tells me that she's never tasted anything like it in her life before. Now if that isn't praise....?

Yeah Spacie's back!!!! (big hug!!) :>))
It's ok I can do that cos I'm a bunny and he knows it's only a bunny hug before anyone says anything. LOL

Haddock fish fingers for lunch then!

Yes it's good that Spacie is back, but if you don't mind Spacie, I'd rather hug Bunny.

OK, I see that there is a need to clean up the kitchen. Not too much smoke damage, thank goodness.

I'll just knock up an all day breakfast, usual stuff, eggs, bacon, fried spuds, fried bread, beans, black pud, mushrooms etc. If anyone else wants some, please form an orderly queue.

Ah of course a bunny hug for Socco :>)

And doesn't it look fetching on Keaydian, lol.

Can I have a hug as well.

whats is that smell

I think it was the axe Mr. Magoo..It must have scared a few people.

yummy thanks bunny, can i have white bread and tomato ketchup as well please.

Of course Opto! :>)
Yes I think that dress looks better on me LOL