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OK, you got me. Amber nectar yes, but of the tea variety with milk. That other alcoholic stuff is wasted on me.

Oh dear, the vandals have been trashing the door again. I'll get it fixed.

LOL kimoldfield - Socco is a whizz at mending things :>)
Keaydian, yes that might be a good idea!

I'll use the outside tap.

I'll have to take me strides off so I don't get the legs wet.

Be careful if you see kimoldfied out back!

Now, now. Just 'cos I sign kim, doesn't mean I'm not a straight guy; I am and yep, I'm a fella! Talking of which, I really fancy a double FEB. I don't mind cooking it myself if I have to.

Sorry Kim..got my bangers and mash mixed?

Kim sorry about the door handle, Its not been fixed since KEAYDIAN had a go at it with the axe a couple of months ago.

I heard that

Erm, does he always carry an axe??

No. Sometimes it's a chopper.

:o)
I'll just nip and put the frying pan on the hob, if that's ok. My wife will only let me have porridge at home so this will be a real treat. Anyone one else for a fry-up?

I'll pass thanks, I only eat danish or cereal :>)
Good to see you in here Kim and enjoy - only rule apart from no bunny or lamb on the menu is do not give Keaydian the key to the axe cupboard, cos all hell breaks loose when he's weilding that thing! No chair is safe! ;>)

Cheers Stockbunny, rules understood. Now, how do I turn the gas on, or is this thing electric?

Gas cooker in here, turn knob (on cooker) and click ignition......

Yes, got it thanks. OK, frying pan on heat (not the same sort as the dog of course), now then, cooking oil yes, bring up to high temp and throw in bacon, sausage & black pudding. Lovely. Whoaa! flames, is it supposed to do that? The gas man told me that blue flames are good....ohoh, err help! Is this the fire blanket? Phew, that's it sorted. Leave the doors and windows open for half an hour or so and it'll all be fine. Hmm don't fancy the look of that lot now. Do you do ham sandwiches?

(pokes face round the door)

Excuse me for disturbing you all, but whilst washing my feet my strides have gone missing. Can I come in?

Yes I've seen it all before on several Fridays LOL
Your coffee is here K
Kim possibly better to leave the cooking to Socco or me?...! :>S

K, yes come in don't worry, I thought your strides were a pile of rags and I used them to clean up some spilt oil in the kitchen.

Dont worry though bunny has said she will lend you a pink dress to go home in.

Yes, sorry everyone. Can't understand it really, usually I am a fantastic cook; every time I do the cooking my wife tells me that she's never tasted anything like it in her life before. Now if that isn't praise....?

Yeah Spacie's back!!!! (big hug!!) :>))
It's ok I can do that cos I'm a bunny and he knows it's only a bunny hug before anyone says anything. LOL

Haddock fish fingers for lunch then!