- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Seen it twice already Sowball, yes great film but did not take up the two opportunities given us to see it again this week (one was on cable)

Don't think you will get a lot for that 'Poochie blanket'GD but you could wash it and give it a try :-)

I'm not selling my blanket opto thats going with me to the new place but my bowl is starting price..350 if you want it?

lol GD! you MUST be joking!

Always good for a laugh, Poochie :-)

If you want to bid for anything in the list then please do so, the list is in the header.

Tea Rooms clearance sale....

250 cans of gorgeous Bods start bid..25
1 poochy bowl start bid..350
Pair of Socks socks start bid..12p
Jeffers undies start bid..35
Priscilla's slice of lemon drizzle 6 bids..190
1 budha start bid..10
Zarifs wise word book start bid..90
Ghosty's bucket & spade 18 bids..3,400
Littlewillies nag 6 bids..34,000
Hilary's legs for 1 night only 2 bids..560
A kiss from Amberjane 17 bids..35
A lick of Chocolate 15 bids..90
Lap dance from Brockie 7 bids..100
Daves Dazzlers book of nag tips start price..20
Jeffers tea set start price..54
Poochies smoking pipe start price..5
Snoballs do'nut machine start bid..90
Bunnies Special edition cook book 2 bids..85
jj ex-husbands package start bid..0.03p
Man on the roof guide map start price..10p
A selection of MM's fine wines 3 bids..30
Maggie B's nasty rash start bid..1
Full pint of Stormy Guinness 2 bids..2.60
A whole bowl of sherry trifle 1 bid..18
3 million shares in PTG start bid..20p
Lovely broom from broom cupboard start bid..8
The Cellar lamp 12 bids..6.30
Knickers & Bra set with Tea room logo 3 bids..19
Someone's rampant rabbit? 15 bids..14
Lambykins red scarfe 2 bids..3
Tea Rooms set of keys (master) 1 bid..12
Tea Room juke box start bid..150
Night of passion with Opto 6 bids..450
Fundy's invisble suit from party start bid..300
Little woman's best secrets 4 bids..55
This is me book of cruel remarks 2 bids..12
Hightone's day at the races package 1 bid..85
Big Al's big one 16 bids..54
Poochies book of naughty confessions start bid..1000

Why are my undies only 35?

What starting price would you like? I'm thinking over 35 will put people off maybe?

20 goldie,good value.

Thanks snoball,will try it,off to get a scrub & some grub now,,,,walk on,,walk on.

oooooooooh could I bid 1,001 for pooches book of naughhty confessions?

Was told be someone today that they change the date to thier computer to 2 years
in the future when they load, and register their Norton AntiVirus. Then they
change the date to the current date and get 3 years free up dates. Then they buy a
new program and start all over again!

35 quid for jeffie's undies? Sounds like a rip-off to me.

Watcha all, just ofta bed but haven't posted as been busy busy so want to wish all a happy new year with plenty of blue and no red, good health and be happy.

Have daughter and partner plus half his village cricket team plus their partners staying with us or in houses I've loaned on our estate.
Have itinerary which is very full and time consuming but great fun and they're a delightful appreciative crowd.

To earlier queries, yup, was at Test Match yesterday; had a top suite and we were all shown [30 strong] on SKY with our X St George etc on our balcony; today we were in members enclosure and, of course, the Long Room.

After stumps were drawn we met Freddie Flintoff, Thorpey, Graham Smith plus some old stalwarts, Robin Smith, Robin Jackman and Beefy Botham which was a terrific thrill for my guests [and ourselves].

Re time enquiry...Our game starts earlier at 10.30, we're 2 hrs ahead and finish at 6pm in fairly heavy shadows.

Has been fairly cloudy but today was clear and warm, tommorrow will be bloody hot but we shall be horseracing.

Ok Little woman, your bid is noted!

Little willie, sounds like your having a ball! Happy New Year to you all.

We have another bid on licking chocy! (a bid from another girlie!)

Little Willie

sounds like a hard life - im highly jealous - some of us have had to tolerate watching the test on tv!!!

GD

Where did you find my invisibility suit - ive been looking everywhere for that!
As a glutton for punishment can i bid 25p for the PTG shares - do they come with the bottom draw to put them in or is that extra?

Fundy, I had not seen it for ages and then realised it was hanging up on the coat hanger under Spacemans smoking jacket. I hope you dont mind me selling it. The profits will go towards building the new place and especially towards the construction on the new bar.

GD

no prob - all in a very good cause - i think spacey was trying to hide it for his own use at a later date - maybe he has already been using it???

LOL GD :-))

Just had Max Clifford call me and ask me to bid for your book of confessions Poochy!!

Amberjane will be devastated her kisses only rate alongside jeffmack's undies - think you had better amend that one :-))

Aren't you taking your bowl to the new cafe?

You don't need to change your computers date to get free antivirus software.
Go to http://www.grisoft.com and download AVG. It's free and you can update it daily.

DD
Dont forget to use a firewall as well

How's your Cilla, Jeffie?