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Can't believe I'm going to have to spend all night hiding under this table. No idea how I'm going to explain to my wife where I've been all night. Still, she's very understanding; often says "you stay out as long as you like love, just let me know half an hour before you are due back home. I expect that's so she can put my slippers out ready for me and brew my mug of horlicks - wonderful, isn't she?!

KEAYDIAN, I forgot to put the axe away its in the hammock, could you lock it up and put the key in the normal place before you leave?

Kim, she sounds very undertanding, i hope you always forget to give her that hours notice ;-)

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Spaceman, yes I did once! It was lucky really, I phoned my wife 5 minutes before I got back home and when I got there I went through the back gate; the milkman was just coming down the path, he'd been to collect his money but couldn't get a reply apparently, so he thought maybe there was someone round the back of the house. We had a bit of a laugh, 'cos his shorts looked just like my boxers! Anyway I paid him and he went off pretty sharpish, well it was winter so I expect he was feeling the cold a bit as he was in his shorts, part of the new uniform he said, I felt a bit sorry for him really. My wife was in bed when I got in, she was very flushed and obviously suffering some sort of fever so I made a meal, gave her plenty of liquids and paracetemol. She said I would be wise to sleep in the spare room, so I wouldn't catch her virus. She's had it for 5 years now, I feel really sorry for her and look forward to the day when she finally shakes it off so that we can sleep together again. Hey, and what a fantastic milkman we have!, with no thought for his own health, he visits my wife every day, often when I'm not there to make him a cup of tea; brings a tear to my eye when I see such selflessness!

Oh no, I think Keaydian is waking up, I can see the axe leaning against a table leg :o(

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Kim, your lucky tohave such an understanding milkman as well.

Morning all, its dull and gray in Hastings ;-(

G'morning. Yes, aren't milkmen brilliant?; he's just volunteered to make my wife a cuppa so that I could come here for a quick FEB! Kindness like that is hard to find these days.

Erm, where's the axe gone?

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Kim that milkman didnt have a heir lip and a distinct limp..hhhhhhhhhhmmmm

Morning all - usual brekkie supplies are available - is that a-x-e back in its locked cupboard now? Could be a wise move before keaydian stirs...

Don't worry Bunny, I've been attending my Axeaholics Annoymous sessions.

Good morning stockbunny, I think that is a good idea.

Nah, he looks a bit like my wife's favourite actor, George Clooney. Keeps himself fit by walking everywhere on his milk round. I've never seen his milk float, must park it miles away. I find him boring really, he'll talk for a whole hour about his previous day delivering milk so I make an excuse to get out of the house for an hour or two; funny how he hasn't worked out what I'm doing but that's ok, I wouldn't like to think I might have offended him 'cos he keeps my wife amused, she loves his tales of his milk round apparently.

I think I'd better have my FEB now, Keaydian looks like he might wake up.

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Cant be the same guy surely.was the boxers from Primark? you would notice the limp?

Well, I thought my boxers were from M&S, my wife bought them. Strange though, I seem to have lost them, can't find 'em anywhere: daren't tell my wife though, she'd go mad. Not noticed any limp, I don't think my wife has either!

Can I have my FEB now please?

The story goes like this:

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you ay good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just came into my head that way."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence, but a few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, my daughter is psychic.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy". He practically had heart failure on the spot. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was jumpy all day, had lunch and watched the clock. Just before home time, his wife called and asked him to pick up a couple of pints of milk on the way home.

When he got home he told his wife all about his day and how nervous he had been. I brought the milk too, he told her. Unusual, you've never asked me to bring shopping in before?

She said, "You think you had a bad day, the milkman dropped dead on his rounds so there was no delivery, that's why I needed the milk."