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The story goes like this:

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you ay good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just came into my head that way."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence, but a few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, my daughter is psychic.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy". He practically had heart failure on the spot. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was jumpy all day, had lunch and watched the clock. Just before home time, his wife called and asked him to pick up a couple of pints of milk on the way home.

When he got home he told his wife all about his day and how nervous he had been. I brought the milk too, he told her. Unusual, you've never asked me to bring shopping in before?

She said, "You think you had a bad day, the milkman dropped dead on his rounds so there was no delivery, that's why I needed the milk."

You get boxers from kennels, not from M&S!

No way! did he have a limp?

:o)

Looks like I'm going to have to make my own FEB.

Lunch...
Today we have on offer bacon and leek quiche with salad, the quiche has extra cheese. Plus a Tomato, onion, broccali and extra cheese quiche with salad for those who want a veggie option.

To follow we have cherry pie with either custard or cream.

It's ok, just nipped out to buy sausages, egg & black pudding. I'll do my own. Now, where's the frying pan and cooking oil? Excuse me, anyone seen the frying pan and cooking oil? Err, the gas seems to have been turned off.

Bunny can I have the veggie option with a side order of Haddock Fish Fingers please?

Kim, dont touch the oven while bunny is around, she will get very angry and I might not get my fish fingers.

Kim after yesterday the cooker is off limits, before we end up all looking like we have been on a bar-b-q....... I suppose I can cook you eggs and sausages but I'm not touching that other stuff!

Spacie - one portion on veggie quiche with side salad and side haddock fingies.

Bunny, can I have the lot, with hundreds and thousand sprinkled on top of the tomatoes drowned in mustard?

Oh, it's ok, I've had a look at the leek quiche and I'll just have a leek quiche quickly please.

Seems to be some kind of hold up i the kitchen.

HEY IN THERE, WHERE THE HELLS MY LUNCH?

(ding ding ding)

Sorry......
Here you go keaydian.....
here you go Kim...........
(I know..can't get the staff!) LOL

(burp), oops.

Seconds?

MMM, yeth plth; thorry, shouldn't thpeak wiv my mouth full.

(BUUUUURP) oops.

Here you go......

Guinness time?

Mmmm! Fiff iv ver beft bacon & leek quiffffe eva, oopf, fforry, fpitting crumbth everywhere.