CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Did you get some bread?

What time's locking up?

I'm off out tonight, going to join the ladies with some disco dancing whether they like it or not, don't want to be locked out.

I'm going now, don't want to get locked in again. Thanks for the quiche Bunny. Erm, your boxers are in the back yard Keaydian; sorry, I thought it was a patch of weeds so I've soaked them in weedkiller. You might want to wash them before wearing them tonight?

Dont worry this place never really closes, I dont have much on tonight so I will probably have a swing in the hammock with a couple of pints of Guinness.

Well, if you haven't got much on, you could wear Keaydian boxers once they've dried!

Morning All !!!!!!!
(banging saucepan with wooden spoon)
Come On - Up And At 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooooooh my head hurts.

Black coffee please.

Black coffee on its way - good night tripping the light fantastic then Keaydian?

Indeed so Bunny. Bit unusual for Wednesday night though. I've now got 2 days of sleep deprived work instead of the occasional 1.

Oh dear but as long as you enjoyed yourself, that's what matters :>)
More coffee in the pot when you need it and a danish for you.

I'll just grab a quick shower before anyone else arrives.

But before I do I'll just check the weather forecast. See if tomorrow is on or not.

Nooooooooooooooooooo



Friday looks set to be cancelled again.

Oh dear, never mind.................................

(breathes a sign of relief!) ;>)

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

Even better

Morning all, a coffee for me please with a shot of brandy if you have it, don't have any at home. Had a huge shock; went out to fetch the papers, when I got back the milkman was giving my wife mouth to mouth resuscitation on the kitchen table. Apparently she had fainted, must have been the size of the milk bill that did it. Anyway George (the milkman) said I should give her a brandy, he'd wanted to give her one he said, but I'd walked in so he thought I could fetch it. She had it all and then said I ought to come here and have a brandy in my coffee to recover; said she'd be alright for an hour or two, George would keep her spirits up with his tale of his previous day at the milk round - so here I am. Err, no sugar thanks.

What a thoughtful milkman u have. Are they all like him?. if so I might consider having milk delivered here. It would surely brighten my wife's day.

Well, I don't know really, my wife says George is one in a million - are there a million milkmen in this country? She says his cream tastes better then any other. Seems the same to me.

I just looked at the forecast for my area, it's going to be dry. Except where it's wet, naturally.