CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Kimdo you reckon there would still be a skin left on the sausage after all this time? Its probably stale?

I think it was a Spanish one Tabby, they last a bit; I heard my wife say that she likes it spicy and then I heard her shout what sounded like "Jesus" so I suppose she was shouting "chorizo"!

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Bangers and mash for lunch?

No Kim! We would hear that all the time from the burger van. It was always in a womans voiceexcept once? and it would sound like .Georges bus!

Any chance of a cuppa teasix sugars please.such a stressful morning.

Reminds me of the delightful Samantha...

...Samantha's off to see her gentleman friend at his high class butcher's shop. When she ordered her Christmas turkey last year, he offered her a range of sizes and a choice of male or female bird. Samantha says she was very well satisfied after settling on an eighteen pound cock....

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Spaceman....Samantha said to her high class butcher' ..."I aint fussy about a cock-a-doodle-doo......in fact any cock will do!.... she's meat mad!

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Thanks for the cuppa.sorry if I offended any customers.I got involved with kims story.He really dont know whats going on with the milkman.someones got to tell himhes a nice guydont deserve it!might pop in end of weeksee if anyones broken the news to him.

Since I was up "crack o'sparrows" this morning, I have made breakfast and it is all ready and waiting in the hot cupboard. I shall serve myself with a "heart attack on a plate" and retire to the hammock.

Oh yum, munch, this is one hell of a breaky Socrates, and, slurp, fantastic coffee. Don't know what Tabby is on about. I know George is a nice guy?! I'll tell you something else; he puts Sherlock Holmes in the shade! Just had a text from my wife. George has already got a lead on the whereabouts of Bunny's cabernet cabinet; yes it's true! Fantastic. They are just boarding the ferry at Dover. George reckons that the cabinet has an 8 hour lead over them and it's heading for the South of France, so naturally being the kind of guy he is, with no thought for his own safety and the expense, he's after it! Just amazing.

Morning all,
I just spent the night in Hospital at a sleep clinic, I was trussed up with loads of sensors and I had to spend 15 hours bored stiff in a small room. I hate hospitals even when its just for tests and this was the first time I have spent a night in one.

So a full FEB and a swing in the hammock sounds just right ;-)

Heck, you look awful Spacie, why did they leave the sensors on?

Spaceman, I'm due to go to a sleep clinic, so I'm in for a good night am I?! All because my wife snores and wakes herself up, it's not me you understand.

Socs, thats another story, I had to take them all off this morning and many of them were stuck on and had tape over them, ripping them off was very painful !!!

Kim, "so I'm in for a good night am I?!" ..... No !

Deep gloom :o(

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OK I give up I will have to be the first to ask ....

KEAYDIAN what does () mean ??????

He's afraid we might think he's a poof? He's looking a bit faded, give him a bacon sarnie, quick!