CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Bunny, now that KEAYDIANS place has gone in the fire, i think its OK to let him back in.

Welcome back KEAYDIAN, sad to hear about the fire (snigger snigger snigger)

Well as he isn't about I guess the book on whether he would or would not go naked is void - sorry Kimmi, I'll buy you a beer instead.

Ok who's on the chippie run then as it's Friday?
Mine's rock and chips - thankie!

Haddoch and chips for me please (with white bread and Tomato ketchup)

Is that Scottish haddock Spacie (haddoch) LOL

Scottish haddock is fine thanks bunny ;-) after all I dont want to upset MM and his Scottish Spelling and Grammar Police.

Got a pile of jacket potatoes on the go if anyone's interested.

All assistance on the food front on a Friday is welcome Dil - thanks :>)
Ok I'm going up the chippie at 12 people so if your order isn't in by then.......

OK, who nicked the matches from the kitchen. I need to light the gas oven, can I borrow a lighter please?

(throw)
Have mine.....
Ok I'm off I'll get Spacie his Scottish haddoch, my rock, and a couple of bits of cod, one for Socco and one for Dil.

Is this a lighter, where's the flint?

OK back again, Grubs Up!!
Oh Socco it's a gas lighter, just flick the round bit with your thumb.....

New fangled gadgets, bah!

If anyone is hungry I have slapped together a quick snack, spuds, runner beans and faggots.

(Staggers in, black and disheveled) Er, is it alright if I put this in the back room? It's Trevor's flower pot home, I just managed to rescue it before the roof caved in. I thought Keaydian might like a souvenir of Trevor as he seemed so attached to it, as were some of his customers - literally.

Any chance of a coffee, and if there are any chips left.........? I don't mind if they are cold, I'll reheat them in the microwave. A beer later would be nice Bunny!

Faggots and chips maybe?

Plenty of faggots Kim, you'll have to see if Bunny has any chips left.

Kim, thanks for the flower pot, we can use it to keep logs for the fire in.

One beer for KIm :>)
Sorry Socco I forgot anything post-1980 is 'new and fangled' for you ;>)
(yeah I know cheeky mare...I'm running.... LOL)

Thanks Bunny. Spaceman, you'll be able to keep a hell of a lot of logs in that thing!

No need to run Bunny, I always treat ladies with due decorum.