CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

(Scrub, scrub, polish polish) Mm, soon be good as new; oh, was that dent there before, and that scratch? Oh heck, I'm sure there's a piece missing there.

(Fumble, fumble) This bit goes here and this bit goes here....er, no, there...er, or is it here? Oh no, it's 1 o'clock, that'll have to do!

Can I borrow the meat clever please Socs?................Kim, kim where are you?

Um, er, just outside KEAYDIAN, admiring the bike. Haha! Errrr......look how it shines in the sunlight! What a beautiful piece of engineering.

Note how my cleaver catches the afternoon sunshine.

Yyyyes, nice isn't it?! Um, shall I look after it whilst you enjoy a ride on your shiny bike?

Very kind of you, I'll be back after my ride.

Bye, enjoy!! Quick hide this cleaver somewhere! I'm just going for a quick jog.

(pedal pedal pedal)

Phew, this hill is taking some beating. I'll try another gear......(crunch) eh!

(Puff, pant, gasp) This hill's steep. Oh, oh, that's KEAYDIAN, he's got his bike upside down looking at the gears. I've horrible feeling that the cog I found on the floor wasn't a spare one.

Hmmm, here comes one of those joggers, they might be able to lend a hand.

Damn! He's seen me! I'll try a bit of bluff. KEAYDIAN! Having a problem? I don't know if it's of any use but I found this cog on the floor; could be off your bike. You must have been riding so fast that it fell off. I'll bet nobody can ride as fast as you!

Hope you've not too out of breath, Kim, cause when I get my hands on you.....................


(runs after an already running away Kim)

Come here, you!

TAXI!!!!!

Morning all - I see the exercise rate has gone up considerably in here recently LOL
Tea & coffee on and danish ready by 7 folks....
Duck weather today - don your wellies ;>)

Sun is shining here Bunny. Why are you up so early, is the warren in a state of activity?

Just waiting to hear if I've won a million on the Premium Bonds, I suspect I shall have to go on waiting for a long time yet. I might have to have a punt on the Eurolottery, it's an obscene amount of money this week.

OK, I shall have a nice pot of tea, then I must get busy in the kitchen.

Morning Socco,
You know for the first few years I did reasonably well on P Bonds, nothing major but 50 here and there, last 2 years, absolutely nothing, all quite disappointing really, so I'm also in line for some sort of PB incentive! I do the Thunderball weekly, that's quite good for a tenner here and there, don't do the big lottery draws, odds too high for me LOL

We'll have some of that sun please - send it along ;>)

Always up prety early, got an auto-body-clock LOL

Bunny, my return on PB's is about 3% over several years. Not great, but always a chance of a big win! I'm glad to hear you say that you are pretty and up early too.

LOL more pretty early then pretty and early Socco ;>)

I've just check the premium bond results, no million for me this month. I suppose I shall have to wait another month, still, did cop a 100 so can't grumble. What am I saying, I'm over 65 so of course I can grumble. BAH, HUMBUG.