OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

What indeed?! ;o)

(meanwhile outside)



(bang bang bang)

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Wow, a shed load of sheds!

Oh no, those noisy neighbours are at it again. I'll just shut the window, quieten that racket a bit eh?!

(muffled thud thud thud, so muffled it's not heard by anyone)

I don't know why but I feel that today is a Three Thud Day!

Socs! That's awful! Good, but awful haha! :o)

I'm sure I heard those neighbours at it again, I could be mistaken though.

(thud thud thud.....thud)

Since it is a Three Thud Day, I'll make the tea. I can't help feeling that Three Thuds aren't enough somehow. I just can't shed that feeling, you know how it is.

Ouch!

We could start on a whole string of jokes like that but we shedn't really.

I'm sure there is someone in our shed outside. Perhaps I'd better take a look in case the door is fourthud open. :o) Hmm, more :o( perhaps!

Tea's ready.

Isn't it a bit stewed by now? ;o)

Whats all that banging out in the garden? and where did all those sheds come from?

(muffled thud thud thud thud..................thud)

Mmm, not a bad cup of tea. Think I'll pop some rum in it. (Pour,pour) Mmmmm! Verrry nice. Eh? What'sh that you shed?

ok WHO gave him permission in triplicate for a shed in the back garden, even Boris Johnson couldn't get away with not having the paperwork you know ;>)

Morning folks - tea and coffee ready, danish and croissants warm, cereal in packet and frying pan available on hob if Socks comes in :>)

Good morning Bunny. It's five shed day already! I would like a coffee with my danish please.

Good news folks, I've flogged all the sheds to a sheep farmer in the Outer Hebrides, he's loading them up right now.

Morning Soco. Well, that should improve the view!