CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Easy...wedge one guinness between elbow and chest, put another guinness in the hand of that arm.......wedge one bun between teeth and with remaining free hand grab other bun.....

I'll hold a sausage bap for you.

Oh, KEAYDIAN's fallen over!

What is it they say about males amd multi-tasking or lack thereof......it is necessary having loaded yourself up to put one foot in front of the other in other to move................................gawd.........................

Overload!

Well if you can't manage that try stuffing the buns into your pockets and holding one guinness in each hand.....

I'll give it a go.

(pedal pedal pedal)

(weave weave weave)

(chomp chomp chomp)

(gulp gulp gulp)

OUT THE WAY, (ding ding ding honk honk) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Well at least it wasn't my fault this time that his bike is broken!

Urmmmmm

Sorry folks, I've been doing the Rip Van Winkle thing and been asleep in the hammock, so I've neglected my duties. Good to see that Bunny has kept things going with the hot dogs etc.

Tomorrows lunch wil be a la carte, well a la fish and chip wagon to be more accurate. Not too many of them around these days, it's the insurance, you just can't get it at a reasonable price. Never mind, there will be all the usual chippy fayre, even to battered and fried Mars Bars.

Not a good day on the market is it? I may have to go back to sleep and ask someone to wake me up when the FTSE gets down to single figures. Next week perhaps!

No worries we shall wake you up if it happens Socco ;>)

Good grief! This place is a mess; broken bottles, Guinness and sausage buns all over the floor. Hmm, KEAYDIAN's stuffed his bike in the bin. I'm sure I can mend it. I'll be as quiet as I can be, don't want to wake Socrates, he's there 'til Christmas.

you must be all stunned by the Feds, where's my pint? (please)

(Tinker, tinker) Shhh! Socrates is sleeping! Guinness is over there. Nearly have this bike fixed, a couple of turns of the spanner should do it. (Snap) Oops.

Evening all

just popping in to say hi to all and hope all are well

think ill have a guinness or 3 whilst im here

Just been on the phone to the Fed asking whether they would inject $85 billion into this place.
they said no, I told them we had a hammock and an axe in the cupboard but they just were not interested.

zzz zzz zzz.........axe AXE?

Noooo! Shouldn't have mentioned the axe Spaceman!

Morning All, but have you pointed out Spacie that it would be more damaging should this enterprise fail? I mean, think of the prospect of Keaydian roaming the street!

Talking about the Fed, I am the great unFed at the moment; what's cooking?