CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Morning all. Can I..........oooooooo phworr (moves to open windows)

zzz zzz zzz zzz.

Afternoon chaps, sorry I wasn't on the rota for yesterday teatime service, mind you, you could have served yourselves, although I understand this is a radical idea....... ;>)

OK LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I thought in view of the turbulance in the markets a nice bit of comfort food was required today.......so.....we have.......

Roast chicken, stuffing, roast tatties & roast parnips, carrots, gravy and broccali and if you have room for anything else afterwards we have peaches poached in brandy and cream.

Yes please!, all on the same plate to save time.

Oh dear, all this noise has spoiled my attempt to break Rip Van Winkle's record. I was so comfortable in the hammock too. Right, let's get rid of this Guinness queue for a start. I was trained to pour a Guinness as a youf so it will be no problem for me.

Spurt....splash....sizzle

OK there we go, queue sorted.

Now I'll have some of that lunch please Bunny. The sweet sounds nice but don't bother to poach the peaches, just pour on liberal amounts of brandy and cream, please.

Thanks for lunch bunny, no peaches for me though cos I hate them ....

I never have understood why people like fruit with sand in it?

LOL possibly because those of us who like them don't detect sand in them ;>)
Kettle's boiled to help yourselves to tea and coffee....guinness due in approx 1/2 hour....

Guinness time..........27 minutes.

Guinness time..........26 minutes

Guinness time..........25 minutes

Hang on......I've missed a minute somewhere. Time flies when you're anticipating....

Is it Guinness time yet?

Guinness time..........8 minutes

Odd that, I thought it was always Guinness time!

Not in here it seems.

It's...........GUINNESS TIME! Queue starts here.

8 Pints please and make it quick i am in a hurry.

Sorry, slight technical delay there......8 guinnessess........

Are they ready yet I am getting thirsty?

Just a half for me please. I'm driving. (Not in here of course).