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Guinness time..........26 minutes

Guinness time..........25 minutes

Hang on......I've missed a minute somewhere. Time flies when you're anticipating....

Is it Guinness time yet?

Guinness time..........8 minutes

Odd that, I thought it was always Guinness time!

Not in here it seems.

It's...........GUINNESS TIME! Queue starts here.

8 Pints please and make it quick i am in a hurry.

Sorry, slight technical delay there......8 guinnessess........

Are they ready yet I am getting thirsty?

Just a half for me please. I'm driving. (Not in here of course).

Morning. A VERY large coffee to sip please.

Good morning all, elevenses ready. Biccies in the tin for them that wants 'em.

Just talking to an oppo of mine, one of his friends had a FTSE short open and woke late this morning. He is hurting big time.

Darn, missed my elevenses; been waving daughter No. 3 off as she embarks on a new life in New York :o( Still, as I keep telling my wife, we're not losing a daughter but gaining a holiday home in the Big Apple!

I guess there'll be three different types of traders today, ecstatic, dismayed or, like me, frustrated at not having my deals work due to rubbish computer systems (not my computer I might add but my broker's)

10 pints of Guinness please.

Welcome to the season of mists and mellow fruitfulness.

Mellow as she goes me hearties, guide me gently through the mists of time, floating gently on the stream of............oh, sod it; a pint of Guinness please!

Elevenses ready with a special treat, rum babas, with extra rum. (Pusser's, not your weak namby pamby stuff).

Can I have extra rum with my extra rum?

Of course you can, be careful though because it is real, strong falling-over juice.