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Yes please!, all on the same plate to save time.

Oh dear, all this noise has spoiled my attempt to break Rip Van Winkle's record. I was so comfortable in the hammock too. Right, let's get rid of this Guinness queue for a start. I was trained to pour a Guinness as a youf so it will be no problem for me.

Spurt....splash....sizzle

OK there we go, queue sorted.

Now I'll have some of that lunch please Bunny. The sweet sounds nice but don't bother to poach the peaches, just pour on liberal amounts of brandy and cream, please.

Thanks for lunch bunny, no peaches for me though cos I hate them ....

I never have understood why people like fruit with sand in it?

LOL possibly because those of us who like them don't detect sand in them ;>)
Kettle's boiled to help yourselves to tea and coffee....guinness due in approx 1/2 hour....

Guinness time..........27 minutes.

Guinness time..........26 minutes

Guinness time..........25 minutes

Hang on......I've missed a minute somewhere. Time flies when you're anticipating....

Is it Guinness time yet?

Guinness time..........8 minutes

Odd that, I thought it was always Guinness time!

Not in here it seems.

It's...........GUINNESS TIME! Queue starts here.

8 Pints please and make it quick i am in a hurry.

Sorry, slight technical delay there......8 guinnessess........

Are they ready yet I am getting thirsty?

Just a half for me please. I'm driving. (Not in here of course).

Morning. A VERY large coffee to sip please.

Good morning all, elevenses ready. Biccies in the tin for them that wants 'em.

Just talking to an oppo of mine, one of his friends had a FTSE short open and woke late this morning. He is hurting big time.

Darn, missed my elevenses; been waving daughter No. 3 off as she embarks on a new life in New York :o( Still, as I keep telling my wife, we're not losing a daughter but gaining a holiday home in the Big Apple!

I guess there'll be three different types of traders today, ecstatic, dismayed or, like me, frustrated at not having my deals work due to rubbish computer systems (not my computer I might add but my broker's)

10 pints of Guinness please.