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Good morning all, elevenses ready. Biccies in the tin for them that wants 'em.

Just talking to an oppo of mine, one of his friends had a FTSE short open and woke late this morning. He is hurting big time.

Darn, missed my elevenses; been waving daughter No. 3 off as she embarks on a new life in New York :o( Still, as I keep telling my wife, we're not losing a daughter but gaining a holiday home in the Big Apple!

I guess there'll be three different types of traders today, ecstatic, dismayed or, like me, frustrated at not having my deals work due to rubbish computer systems (not my computer I might add but my broker's)

10 pints of Guinness please.

Welcome to the season of mists and mellow fruitfulness.

Mellow as she goes me hearties, guide me gently through the mists of time, floating gently on the stream of............oh, sod it; a pint of Guinness please!

Elevenses ready with a special treat, rum babas, with extra rum. (Pusser's, not your weak namby pamby stuff).

Can I have extra rum with my extra rum?

Of course you can, be careful though because it is real, strong falling-over juice.

(Slurp). Oops! (crash).

i hope that no sheep are harmed making rum ba ba

(opens door)

Morning all. I'm back from my long weekend awayyyyyyy....wwwooooooo.

Almost tripped over Kim.

Blimey, KEAYDIAN'sh got a twin, itsh good to shee you both (hic)

Oh gawd, what's he been drinking?

Itsh shome exshtra shtrong Lamb'sh rum ba baaaa (don't tell Lambykinsh).

Can someone give me a hand getting him into the barrow. He needs some fresh air.

Ok, to me, to me, over a bit, bit more, to me, down a bit, to me again (thud) in he goes

Can I have some of that potion please :-)

You'll have to serve yourself Opto, we're to busy strapping Kim into the wheelbarrow.

Am I in a taxshi? Take me to the airport driver, I feel like flying.

Morning folks, I hope we all all feeling bright and bushy tailed this morning!
Tea, coffee and danish and a pot of porridge for those feeling a bit chilly.

Yummy!