OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Oh, and if possible - Skinny..........may I please have a few cranberries to float on top of my coffee?

Kim - please (please please) help yourself. Apparently Cranberry is widely used to prevent urinary tract infection - so any sufferers - please all tuck in.

I am very much obliged to you Skinny.

Would anybody like to have some more tea, coffee, cranberries or whatever? It would be a pleasure for me to fetch them for you.

Milky coffee please - I have a new packet of digestives - tuck in!

Wheeww...OK orders ready!

Robert A - strong coffee for you, careful I might hold you to that offer to help on the early shift in here LOL ;>)
Kim - a cappa....cappa...OH coffee-thingie LOL
Skinny - milky coffee and thanks I'll nab a digestive as I walk past :>)

Gooood morning :)

Just the job, kimmo - I'd like lots and lots and lots of whatever please.
It is Friday after all.

Would that be whatever with cranberries Choco? We appear to be surrounded by tins of the stuff!

Thanks Bunny!

I hope your digestives are not all broken today Skinny.

Oh Chocco, here, let me pull out a chair for you.

Not if they've been anywhere near a urinary tract, thanks all the same kimmo.

That skinny's just a font of useless information, from boobs and beds to beverages :P

Yes sorry Choccie - here is a use for cranberry more akin to your liking :-)

Hmmm, I don't think that will ever replace Guinness skinny!

Excuse me, advert your eyes if easily offended. Just en route to the jacuzzi.

Nah - you should try them together.

Good idea - and why not try some of these with the black stuff!

Black and Tan: Guinness and bitter or Guinness and mild.

Black Velvet: Guinness and champagne.

Poor Man's Black Velvet: Guinness and cider.

Black Russian: Guinness and vodka

Velvet Pussy: Guinness and port.

Black Maria: Guinness and Tia Maria

Red Velvet: Guinness, cider and blackcurrant.

Red Witch: Guinness, Pernod, cider and blackcurrant.

Or if you want to "eat" your guiness how about - a Guinness Gingerbread Cranberry Cupcake with cream cheese frosting and fresh cranberry sauce...

Mmmmmm

OK, just mixing a punch with all skinny's ingredients, apart from the Gingerbread.

Would you like a fizz bomb in the jacuzzi KEAYDIAN?

(puff puff puff)

No thanks Kim

(blurpty blurpty blurp)

Have the papers arrived?

Ah, no of course, you do your own fizzing!

There you go FT, Times, Telegraph and Sun for you.

(Cough, splutter, cough)

I seem to be stuck on page 3.