OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

I still remember the last chippie run I went on, it took me days with Kim's directions.

In that case, can I order Rock and chips for Friday :-)

1 rock n chips, got that.

Plaice, chips and mushies please. Turn left at the traffic lights. 'S easy.

Haddock and chips please Keaydian, could you deliver to the Intercontinental Athens?

Ok so.....

Chips with a rock.

Hammock filled with chips

and a place to eat chips and mushrooms......(shakes head).....is that right?

Someone remove Kim from that JCB, I can't hear a bloomin thing.

Oh, sorry, (switches off engine). Yes, yes, that's right, now get on with it. (Sigh) You just can't get the staff these days.

Right you are, on me way.......

(shut's door behind him)

I asked my chippy for rock and chips last tuesday but he had only cod. I thought back to my schooldays when I used to catch my own from Margate Pier. Not only have I got no rock, there is no pier either. That old pier was part of my childhood. Sad, in'it?

Sad indeed. It's called progress or something isn't it?!

KEAYDAN did realise that I meant turn left at the second set of traffic lights didn't he?

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........Hmmm, second left first set bear right.......

:o)

Well, he should be nearly there by now.

....carry on straight until you reach some penguins......



Ah.....morning penguins..................PENGUINS!

I hope he doesn't confuse Pelican crossing with Penguins.

Not very PC, all the young ones have got fur coats on.

...excuse me....John!



Can I have a rock, hammock and a palace

John: You what, guv'nor?

I hope he remembers the chips and mushies.

No rock in the picture there, I know what they look like and they are not rock!

They said they only sell fish. I said it's fish I want. They said I've asked for a rock hammock and a palace, none of which are fish. I said do you know who I am, they said no. I said right..................

Oh, oh!