Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Cynic you their........where do you live was thinking of taking you on in a game of golf!!!!!!!!

TANK - When I eventually decipher your posts, I find them Shite. No offence but sure you agree it is a free country and entitled to my opinion. :O)

He told you where he plays golf, gf - on a posh golf course in the middle of a housing estate = Wentworth, where else.

Indeed indeed TANKER. No probs. It s the right wing numptys on here who cant swallow it.

These flats in Shrewsbury are u taking any partners on??????

Hey DB............... now that would be nice.

How you doing bud............ a bit slower than past xmas market.

Reckon you have to have more patience with the portfolio.

You on same lines? or am I off track?.

gf i do every thing my self.
my daughter father in law owns 5 letting agencys in the south
he is now retiring only does two days aweek the daughter runs the business
and they employ 138 .

i have always wanted to buy a few for the grand children for them to run .

i fancy buying a home in cornwall but ever time i read thelocal press it puts me off .
so looking at northampton

Aye TANK, rip off a few Romaniens into the bargain, result eh? What are you like!

sorry sticky ...... went out and am currently in the process of ripping John Lewis to shreds for adopting a Ryanair mentality ...... my home course is one of the "surrey belt", and if you play golf, you should be able to work out which one is in the middle of a housing estate!

TANKER I think that Fred and cynic are the best posters on the board if you go on english presentation etc etc..

Both brilliant.

Wish I was in their league.

My things maths and making money but id swap it for what they have.

May seem humble but I put inteligence higer than wealth any day.

Look at me a £56 million fortune but can I post with panache like they do........no way.


Id swap any day.

?????????? how can you equate living in Cornwall with Northampton?????? ....... the similarity ends with, "ah well, the houses all have roofs, doors and windows"

look at me ..... i can survive on £56 pw .... saves writing all those zeros!

cynic i have a daughter in north and a brother in corn and a sister in malta

milton keynes sounds just the place for you then!

i assume your sister lives in malta because it's a tax haven

Cyners Im working it out..

Well trying.

Got to admit other than making dosh im useless.

Must admit Ive always wanted to be a Dairy Farmer, and if not a farmer of some type.

Dreams I suppose, dreams.

let's put it this way - you'ld enjoy it a lot so long as you could ditch your chips at the gate! ..... actually, a number of guests have expressed surprise that the club and (especially) its staff are not in the the remotest sniffy

Ohhhhhh my god. Its one of them type of clubs.


Mind you can always find a top notch MILF who wantsa bit 0f hanky panky around the back or in the spare bedroom.

Harry just 60 hours left before i see my family solicitor.

you wish! .... and strangely enough, we play golf at our golf club and if we discuss politics - certainly not unknown - then it is done without banner waving

you really do carry a whole bag of potatoes on your shoulder
for example - if it's a "name" golf club, then
1) there must be a lot of attractive, bored housewives looking for a shag with anyone
2) the members must all be frightfully self-important or worse

your unconsidered precepts and prejudices are truly farcical

perhaps you should look over the allotment fence occasionally, and you might perceive why you are often seen here as a very silly boy who thinks that anyone who happened to be brought up into (a semblance of) money, is garbage, has never done a hard day's work in his life, and has no idea of "the real world" ...... perhaps it is you who have no idea of that

cynic, I'm surprised you're not watching The Masters! ( on the red button )