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Um, no chips left I'm afraid. :o(

Chips chips, did someone mention chips?

(dunk dunk, chew chew chew)

Plenty over here

(Snatch. Munch, munch, sprinkle, munch, chomp)

(SLAM)

(Sob sob, boos hoos)

Oops!

Morning! Can I have a.....................wow!, look at all these birthday cards! It's a bit early for my birthday so they can't be mine, er.......oh, they are all to someone called Ruth! She's 40 haha!, that's when the memory starts to go, I think it is anyway.......isn't it? Oh, I can't remember.

(opens door)

SHUT UP!

(SLAM)

Woooooooo!

Ruths not 40 She is much older thans that, nothing like as old as Big Al but still old ;-)

Yep, that proves my point about the fading memory, she's forgotten how old she is. Is anyone as old as Big Al??

How old is Bouncy?. Please.that will make what has been a very good day.. perfect!

Wakey Wakey......


Any chance of a fruit snoothy?

Morning! Would that be a fruit snooty or a fruit smoothy? I can't find fruit snoothy on the menu. For fruit snooties there are Giant Granadillas, Golden Passion fruits, Amazonian Grapes, or Malay Roseapples.

(puff puff puff)

Oh no! KEAYDIAN's room is on fire! Where's that extinguisher?!

No it's not!

Loadsa smoke pouring out from under the door now (cough, cough, splutter). Where's that extinguisher!

kim, you better get the Axe out (key is under the microwave) and break down the door to KEAYDIANS room. We need to get that fire out, after all remember what happened to K's old place.

No no no, don't you dare.

You can huff and you can puff but you won't blow this door down.

(Gasp, puff!) Had to rush out to buy a new extinguisher, fire must be well alight by now, whoa look at all that smoke. OK microwave, hmmm, ah yes, key to axe cupboard. OK here we go (Crash, splinter, crunch....kick, splinter, crash) There it goes! (Swooooooooooooshhhh!) Yes! looks like the fire is out, can't see much under all that foam but I don't see any more smoke. KEAYDIAN is going to be sooooooo grateful that I saved him!