OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Gooood morning :)

Just the job, kimmo - I'd like lots and lots and lots of whatever please.
It is Friday after all.

Would that be whatever with cranberries Choco? We appear to be surrounded by tins of the stuff!

Thanks Bunny!

I hope your digestives are not all broken today Skinny.

Oh Chocco, here, let me pull out a chair for you.

Not if they've been anywhere near a urinary tract, thanks all the same kimmo.

That skinny's just a font of useless information, from boobs and beds to beverages :P

Yes sorry Choccie - here is a use for cranberry more akin to your liking :-)

Hmmm, I don't think that will ever replace Guinness skinny!

Excuse me, advert your eyes if easily offended. Just en route to the jacuzzi.

Nah - you should try them together.

Good idea - and why not try some of these with the black stuff!

Black and Tan: Guinness and bitter or Guinness and mild.

Black Velvet: Guinness and champagne.

Poor Man's Black Velvet: Guinness and cider.

Black Russian: Guinness and vodka

Velvet Pussy: Guinness and port.

Black Maria: Guinness and Tia Maria

Red Velvet: Guinness, cider and blackcurrant.

Red Witch: Guinness, Pernod, cider and blackcurrant.

Or if you want to "eat" your guiness how about - a Guinness Gingerbread Cranberry Cupcake with cream cheese frosting and fresh cranberry sauce...

Mmmmmm

OK, just mixing a punch with all skinny's ingredients, apart from the Gingerbread.

Would you like a fizz bomb in the jacuzzi KEAYDIAN?

(puff puff puff)

No thanks Kim

(blurpty blurpty blurp)

Have the papers arrived?

Ah, no of course, you do your own fizzing!

There you go FT, Times, Telegraph and Sun for you.

(Cough, splutter, cough)

I seem to be stuck on page 3.

Keaydian - off to put the kettle on - I'll see if there's a solvent for that in the cupboard!

OK late lunch - just been down the chippie - haddock, rock, battered sausages and chips - help yourselves! ;>)

Yeesssss! Lovely, thanks Bunny. I'll just sprinkle a few cranberries over mine; on a health kick.

Just got home any chance of a cranberry and fizzy water mix please?

by the way whats happened to the temperature it was 41C on Thursday now its under 10?

Morning Spacie, you are so lucky 'under 10' it's been under nothing whilst you have been away!

Welcome home Spacie. The Guinness is at just the right temperature; nice with cranberries floating in the creamy bit. You may need your thermals for the next few days!