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Well, they are certainly screwing the shareholders.

Stanelco Management have had a Baldrick Day, they have come up with a cunning plan. I have heard that Stanelco are to move all dealings in their stock to the Zimbabwe Stock Exchange. They then intend to go to a stock consolidation of 1 to 1000, so each share is valued at 1,000,000 Zimbabwe Dolors.
Then when the sp drops to 1 Zimbabwe Dollar (.00000001 British pence)the company can blame the rampant inflation, due to a run on the markets.
Can't see any flaws myself. I think they should go for it. 35 Zimbabwe Dollars by Xmas.

An alternative thought.
I wonder what Captain Darling (Alistair Darling) and General Melchett (Gordon Brown), would think about a few million guarantee, with the possibility of Nationalization. After all both Northern Rock and Stanelco are both basket cases.
Rowan Atkinson for CEO perhaps

I thought RA was the CEO!

Mr Bean , just like the share price. been 31p, and gone.

No they couldn't afford him at the time, although Baldrick did say he would do the job for a big fat turnip, (Black Adder fans will no doubt get this).

Anybody know the answer to this.

The Sheiks Heritage - Submitted by Diego, Hendaye (France)
Difficulty:


An old Egyptian Sheik summons his two sons to his death bed. According to tradition, only one of the two sons can inherit his fathers estate.

The two men will have to compete in a very unique camel race. Strangely though, the father will bequeath his fortune to the son whose camel will lose the race.

Undecided as to how to begin the race because they have not solved their fathers riddle, the two brothers seek the advice of a wise man. No sooner have the two sons explained their predicament to the wise man, that they make a hurried dash for the waiting camels. What could the wise man have possibly told the sons for them to have scrambled to start the race?





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Yes, they are to ride the camel belonging to each other.

your camel has been shot by a 12 gauge, and the other one is on fire....lol

Well,a s it's silly time, I guess SEO should close down their London Listing and go for a very nice man on Brighton Pier, who sold my misses a lucky charm. Within a few weeks she'd found the man of her dreams - so the Man on the Pier is happy, she's happy and so is the new man in her life. Three out of Four can't be too bad - if only SEO shareholders were so endowed.

Seriously, does anyone know if the new Ch Eec has completed his review? - the excuse used about two years ago, when he arrived somewhat quietly.

Over 14% up today on about 275,000 worth of buys. If I didn't know Stanelco better I'd say something was afoot!

But you do and its just the usual bol@#cks

Your bol@#cks are usually a foot?????
Better not let the missus read this, she'll be round like a shot..................

It's the usual mm tick up towards the results and then the tick down will begin....
As no doubt nothing of any substance will be forthcoming from the management.
i hope i'm wrong but somehow doubt it.
0.3p by results.
what a shambles.

It's the usual mm tick up..............

What a load of tosh.
Given the spread today, the MMs would not have earned enough to buy dinner.
The reason is plain and simple, people are buying and have been for the last couple of weeks. No conspiracies.
A rise in SP has been expected up to results. Look prior to pre results statement, SP went from .24p to 34p.

Aldwick, the answer could be to do with water and thirst, let me think : one of the 2 camels has had it's thirst quenched the other not.

The race is to the well, the one that is thirsty will get there first, the other one last !

Trades on Plusmarkets. Total;32,533,500

SEO.
Trade Date Trade Time Price Volume Type Consideration Conditions
28/02/2008 08:52:22 0.21 1,000,000 N 2,120.00
28/02/2008 13:13:53 0.22 2,000,000 N 4,400.00
28/02/2008 13:13:46 0.22 2,000,000 N 4,400.00
28/02/2008 15:16:49 0.23 3,000,000 N 6,900.00
28/02/2008 15:48:11 0.24 1,000,000 N 2,400.00
28/02/2008 15:50:39 0.23 1,000,000 N 2,300.00
28/02/2008 15:58:38 0.24 1,000,000 N 2,400.00
28/02/2008 16:34:03 0.25 1,500,000 O 3,750.00
28/02/2008 16:22:12 0.25 1,000,000 N 2,500.00
28/02/2008 16:25:33 0.28 244,252 O 671.69
28/02/2008 16:23:59 0.28 50,000 O 137.50
28/02/2008 16:20:06 0.25 100,000 O 250.00
28/02/2008 16:09:24 0.25 100,000 O 248.00
28/02/2008 15:58:41 0.25 120,000 O 297.60
28/02/2008 15:58:03 0.24 500,000 O 1,200.00
28/02/2008 15:56:43 0.24 250,000 O 600.00
28/02/2008 15:54:12 0.23 867,221 O 2,011.95
28/02/2008 15:53:21 0.23 867,221 O 2,011.95
28/02/2008 15:51:59 0.24 500,000 O 1,200.00
28/02/2008 15:44:23 0.24 500,000 O 1,200.00
28/02/2008 15:36:25 0.23 100,000 O 232.00
28/02/2008 15:27:25 0.24 462,282 O 1,104.85
28/02/2008 15:14:40 0.23 700,000 O 1,610.00
28/02/2008 15:02:23 0.22 5,729 O 12.72
28/02/2008 15:01:30 0.23 400,000 O 920.00
28/02/2008 14:49:11 0.22 234,598 O 520.81
28/02/2008 14:21:33 0.23 500,000 O 1,150.00
28/02/2008 14:19:53 0.23 500,000 O 1,150.00
28/02/2008 13:57:43 0.23 342,393 O 784.08
28/02/2008 13:56:49 0.23 200,000 O 456.00
28/02/2008 13:55:20 0.22 108,400 O 240.65
28/02/2008 13:55:03 0.23 526,221 O 1,194.52
28/02/2008 13:10:53 0.22 500,000 O 1,100.00
28/02/2008 13:04:28 0.22 500,000 O 1,100.00
28/02/2008 13:03:26 0.22 500,000 O 1,100.00
28/02/2008 12:54:10 0.22 500,000 O 1,095.00
28/02/2008 12:39:53 0.22 300,000 O 657.00
28/02/2008 12:20:44 0.22 899,140 O 1,969.12
28/02/2008 12:02:58 0.21 529,445 O 1,111.83
28/02/2008 11:10:43 0.21 506,723 O 1,074.25
28/02/2008 09:34:52 0.21 118,449 O 251.11
28/02/2008 09:31:49 0.23 250,000 O 570.00
28/02/2008 09:31:15 0.23 250,000 O 570.00
28/02/2008 09:30:19 0.22 500,000 O 1,100.00
28/02/2008 09:24:59 0.22 2,000,000 O 4,380.00
28/02/2008 09:03:29 0.22 553,668 O 1,218.07
28/02/2008 08:40:21 0.22 447,761 O 985.07
28/02/2008 08:24:50 0.22 2,500,000 O 5,425.00
27/02/2008 16:28:34 0.20 500,000 O 1,010.00

Depends on how thirsty the camel is. He may be dying of thirst and not get to the well.

If I'd brought the shares last week at 0.14 (as mm did) and sold at todays values.
50-60K in my pocket is'nt exactly chicken feed off one stock in one week.
again it's only my humble opinion. There is'nt great movement in volume of shares being brought. Sooooooo the only people who've made money over the last couple of days have been the mm's.
Especially as the spread is almost the sale as the sp rise.

All i'm saying is that the sp will rise prior to results and then more than likely fall -if no news is forthcoming.

A bit like Stanelco Fred.