OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

I know its a bit hectic today - but I've just opened a new packet of digestives - kettle on!

got any chocolate hobnobs please?

(from Jacuzzi)

Re fill of champers please. Have my girls arrived yet?

Robert - I'll just sell my last 10k RBS shares and buy a packet!

LOL

Weyhey! Digestives, not all broken this time! Erm, there are 3 elderly Philippinian ladies outside, they say they have an appointment with "Mr KEAYDIAN": shall I let them in?

Aye Kim

(puff puff puff)

Send them through

(blurpty blurpty blurp)

Come on in ladies!

Hey, whoa, don't do that!! Nooo, get off me, I'm not "Mr Keaydian", he's through there - just follow the smoke trail and ignore the strange noises!

OK, on the One Show tonight they were highlighting the virtues of blueberries and how a regular intake can improve the memory, so I've bought a load and they are on the menu alongside the cranberries. Erm, er, right.......hmmm, yep ok erm, where the hell did I put them?

kim: Right beside your massively antioxidant pomegranates.

is lunch ready yet?

Have we had breakfast? Where are the pomegranates?

i can make a mean smoothie using the cranberries,blueberries & pomegranates and a pint of guiness to complement the flavour and enhance the feel good properties
Any takers?

robert, can i have one of those smoothies but please leave out the cranberries, blueberries & pomegranates ?

coming right up [sliding a pint of guiness down the work surface ala western bar scene]
coffees on and eggs and bacon grilling[well if i grill them they're sort of healthy

All of that for me please Alex, with some of KEAYDIAN's hundreds and thousands sprinkled on both!

here you go

Cheers!

I'll just sit over here to consume this lot. (Squash, squelch) Ah, that's where I put the blueberries!

am off to do some physical exercise... Does anyone want me to do some for them?
Alex