OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Hee hee hee hee! (Mutley style)

(kick)

I want a Guinness. Failing that I'll have the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!

Here you go. A 1.5 ltr bottle of Lambrini Bianco. Slightly chilled. (Runs away)

A pint of creme de menthe please!

Old Socs is back in town. How goes it

Oh, hi Jeffers. Long time no see. Are you still globe trotting?

Just a bit Socs, in Stockholm now. Did you ever move from Cheltenham?

I'll stick with the Guinness if it's all the same.

Jeffers, is it cold up there? Yes I did move which is one of the reasons I have been a little bit low profile. I now live in Birchington on the Isle of Thanet. That's East Kent for those with a lack of knowledge of the England geography. Back to where I was brought up.

Keaydian. By all means stick to your Guinness, but I wanted the CDM to fill up my windscreen washer bottle, high alcohol content and smells fresh too. Might revert to Vodka in the winter months. I stll tend to drink lemonade, with ice and lemon.

Planet Thanet.

That's the place.

Nice girls down there.

Where's the bar staff gone?

(ting ting ting)

Guinness, GUINNESS I SAY!

(ting ting ting ting ting ting ting)

Hush, I think I can hear someting!

Ahem! Sorry for the delay, had my daughter's wedding to attend to. Normality now resumed. Here we go, one bucket of Guinness, one bucket of Cre De Menthe. Help yourselves!

I don't like Guinness in a bucket its not civilised, could I have mine in a trough please?

Oops, I thought that was the bath, er, er, help yourself.

KIm - I hope it went well!