OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Oops, I thought that was the bath, er, er, help yourself.

KIm - I hope it went well!

Brilliant day thanks skinny. The sun shone, the peacocks displayed their tails, the orchestra was fantastic and Liverpool band Loose Moose were amazing in the evening. I didn't disgrace myself, which could be a first! There was a bit of a panic in the morning because we could not find the cake! It turned up eventually. The only downside was that the Best Man ended up in hospital with a severe leg infection; despite being pressurised to go immediately he insisted on staying until he had finished his duties. A true hero!

(Heave) One trough of Guinness, slightly warm - there was a pig lying in it before I filled it up!

I've been called somethings..............

:o)

La di di, la di da (scrub scrub scrub)

I packed up ladidas at new year!

Adidas?

Cigars!

Don't mind if I do, bet Kim will though.

(puff puff puff)

Ahhhhh, got any brandy?

(Cough, cough) (Choke)

(puff puff puff)

(Splutter)

Pipe down, get it, pipe....oh groan

Brandy please.....

Hello (clears a space in the smoke) over here, Brandy please.

(Puff puff puff)

(Cough, cough, cough) Pipe down! (Cough) Haha! yes that's (cough) a good one. Here's your (cough, splutter, cough) brandy. (Splash, splosh...........whoosh!) Ooops! I appear to have poured it on your cigar. Oooooh! Nice blue flames!

You dozy old git, get me a fire extinguisher, NOW.

(Puff, pant) Here we are! (Swoooosh, squirt) Ooooops!

I think you done that on purpose, where's my gun.