OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Is there a doctor in the house?

Are you sick Soco?

No but I'm useless at carving a joint so a good surgeon would be of great assistance.

I don't think you smoking that will go down well here, guv.

Joint of meat, roasted not smoked!

Oh, my mistake.

& don't use that tone with me.

WooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!

lol

Did a train go past or was that Kim thinks his a train again?

I think the "w" maybe superfluous :-)

I'll ask him.

Kim, KIM......KIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMM, are you a train?

No, but I've been off the rails a few times!

I don't know y I put w Skinny!

tippybobs

I've forgotten the date, is it August yet?

Well, it's the longest day of the year tomorrow and as the shortest day is December 21st I reckon we must be getting close to Wednesday. Also Wimbledon has just started and that only happens when it rains. So the nearest I can work it out to is we are now somewhere between January and December.

Ok?

Anyone for Tennis?

Have we got a court out the back?

Yes. Your case is being heard at 9.00 in the morning.
:o)

Oh dear, late for the beak again.

Charged with making a terrible racquet, sentenced in his absence to 24 hours of watching Tim Henman replays whilst listening to all of Des O'Connor's albums.
:o)