OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Yes. Your case is being heard at 9.00 in the morning.
:o)

Oh dear, late for the beak again.

Charged with making a terrible racquet, sentenced in his absence to 24 hours of watching Tim Henman replays whilst listening to all of Des O'Connor's albums.
:o)

Nooo, nooo, have mercy, anything but Henman.......I don't mind a bit of Des.

It might be worth trying an appeal.

There, I've just typed out and handed in a request for an appeal. I'll let you know the result later.

Sounds like another court appearance to me.

Wow, that was quick, I've had a reply already. Now then, let's see................erm, oops! Seems I made a typo. KEAYDIAN has been granted, um, an apple. Errrr, haha, um, Granny Smith?, Cox's?

You're the worse bar staff/secretary I've ever known.

It's A P P E A L

Not Apple

Silly old git,

While I await sentencing (can't remember what the charge was), I'll be outside warming up my elbow.

Oooooo! He's really got the pip now! What was that? You want me to peel your apple?

Here is my kind of peel!

Ah, the apple of John Steed's eye!

UUUUURRGGGHHHHH

UUUUURRGGGHHHHH

Is there an echo in here?

There's a Gloucestershire Echo, but I only get Kent papers since I moved.

Echo? No that's me practising my swing. It works for the ladies.......

UUUUUURRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OUT!

Who said that?

It was in, THE BALL WAS IN.