OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Oui Madam.

No, she's a wee mademoiselle! :o)

Scottish?

Well, they sell haggis in Asda so she does have a connection!

What, as in looks like one?

Erm, well she is a bit thin skinned!

Now that the tennis euphoria has died, beans are back on the menu.
Today's 'eat all you can' specials include gut busting
'Henman Hill haggis, beans and chips'
and
'Murray Mound mushrooms, sausages, chips and beans'.

(opens door)

Beans back on?

As many as you can eat K!

I'll have both please and a portion of that trifle.

Would you like some sprinkle on your trifle? Due to the recession I'm afraid we have had to cut back, we only have fifties and hundreds.

That'll do.

Can I have some on the beans as well.

(Sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle.)

(Sprinkle.)

Ta.

I'll just have my usual bucket of trifle please, with added golden syrup, please.

Socs.

I (parp) recommend the (parp) trfile with the (parp parp) the beans (paaaaarrrrpp)

Excuse me

Open the window!

Gas Masks for hire. 1.50 per hour.

Bucket of trifle for Socs, with added golden syrup. Any sprinkles Socs?

Name that tune! :-))