OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

As many as you can eat K!

I'll have both please and a portion of that trifle.

Would you like some sprinkle on your trifle? Due to the recession I'm afraid we have had to cut back, we only have fifties and hundreds.

That'll do.

Can I have some on the beans as well.

(Sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle.)

(Sprinkle.)

Ta.

I'll just have my usual bucket of trifle please, with added golden syrup, please.

Socs.

I (parp) recommend the (parp) trfile with the (parp parp) the beans (paaaaarrrrpp)

Excuse me

Open the window!

Gas Masks for hire. 1.50 per hour.

Bucket of trifle for Socs, with added golden syrup. Any sprinkles Socs?

Name that tune! :-))

Disgusting lol! Puff Daddy? :o)

LOL, My sides hurt.

Just been shopping, fought off the crowds and made it home safely. More trifle please.

Guinness tap on yet?

I've been drinking Guinness all week - my local has had not bitter since last Saturday!

I'm new to the area. That pint is on me.

Whisky chaser as well please........shop!

Where is he?????

SHOP!

The drinks are all on me. Had a small win on the lottery.
Can I rest me false leg on that stool?