OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

I did that last week DC. Broke half the bottles and got soaking wet.

Shopping!

We're thirsty. Where's that whisky?

I have caught the whisky, what a chase that was.

Is there many regulars in tonight.?

The usual Motleies

Whats that chaps name with no nose, one eye, and 3 ears.

John!

oh. right

John? I thought it was Bert! No wonder he keeps giving me a blank stare.

He's a good listener though, always willing to lend an ear.

My mistake, I thought you said no toes!

No noes, that's our Kimoldfield or shop as I call him.

That first guinness went down well, same again all round.

I feel dizzy, has mine been spiked. wow

I'm still waiting......

Whisky!

There is a tripple on the house for the wait

Whisky's in the post.

I'm off for tea, might force a few more down tonight. clop, clop, clop {false leg}
bang. Sh-t its fallen off. Door opens and closes.

Here's your Guinness DC...............er, now where's DC hopped off to?

That chap with no nose, how does he smell?