OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

(crash goes the door)

I'm back, (hic).

Farewell and adieu unto you Spanish ladies,

(hic)

Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain;

(hic)

For it's we've received orders for to sail for old England,

(hic)

But we hope very soon we shall see you again.

(hic, parp) oops (hic)

DC,gets his toolbox out and proceeds to put the door back on its hinges. I need a
hand.One is passed to dc, its still warm. I seem to have been here days. The fridge is empty, eh sorry.

The ice-cream man draws up outside. Anyone for an ice-cream?

Two men in white coats outside, asking for Keaydian!

He's in the bath, hoisting up his main sail!

I think that at this point it would be wise to refrain from idle speculation!

Thar she blows!

Torpedo off the port bow!

Duck!

Torpedo! Harpoon man.

Shotgun! Well it is only a duck!

Its a rubber duck, you quacks.

Ok, pass the rubber bullets then!

You can use real ones still.

They are Keaydian's play toys for the bath. (and yes I know he is 7ft with big muscles)
I can here him shouting for them. Over to you Kimoldfield. Laughing very quietly.

(Quietly locks the bathroom door)

Why did I print that. You told me to? He did KEAYDIAN. Really. Do you want a tripple
whiskey KEAYDIAN. kimoldfield can swing, i am new here and easily led.

kimoldfield where are you?

Sounds like we've got ourselves a linching, tomorrow noon.

Definition of a noose - Running knot. Sod the Knot run! Not easy with a wooden leg.