OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Did someone say something? No, couldn't have done, there's only me here.

Yes, that was me....oh see what you mean......Nice one.

Sssshhhh

Any minute now.

Well, it'll have to be in the next 3 minutes. I'm off out at 2!

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................ zzz zz!.................

...zzz...zzzz....zzzzz.....zzzzzzzz....zzzzzzz.....zzzzzz......zzzzzz

Im not hanging (lol) about here, half dozen pints before he wakes.No kimoldfied, the bigger they are the harder they don't fall. I have my brown pants on.

Pass the fly spray. zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz got one. Nice to see the fridge stocked. ba ba( is that a lamb) lamb chops

I'm back! Oh, oh. Who put lamb chops in the fridge? Lynching is no longer good enough!!

(Cough, splutter) And what's with all this fly spray?

A whole can just for one fly?!!!!

(KEAYDIAN gently zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's on)

(Breathing in fly spray)

Whats wrong with lamb chops, they are from Tesco or if you are posh waitrose.

The fly spray kills all known bugs. Should clear a sore throat or cough. lol

If that fly spray gets anywhere near KEAYDIAN's diaphragm I doubt that even Usain Bolt would be fast enough to escape! I'm outta here!!!

zzz.....zzz......zzz.....(parp).....zzz.....zzz......zzz

I have got a confession i have just consumed the whole jar x 12 in the box of pickled
eggs, another guinness please. No one light a match.

Volcano!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't mention lamb chops - or mint sauce. This thread has been hacked by Lambykins.